Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale

On this week's episode of Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale, Ben and Timmy are joined by Erin Keif from the amazing podcast Hey Riddle Riddle. The three of them discuss the Dinosaurs episode "How to Pick Up Girls" (season 2, episode 10) which involves Robbie being red pilled by grown up Spike from Land Before Time. They also discuss all cops being crooks, what Fear Factor would've been like without Joe Rogan, and how scary The Labyrinth was. I think. I don't really remember but hey the year 2020 is finally fucking over so let's at least celebrate that. Happy New Years from everyone at Sinclairity! We love you! We hate the government and we hate the police! (Content warning for this episode: there's a reference to suicide in the Dinosaurs episode)

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This week on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, Timmy and Ben are joined by the amazing Adal Rifai. That makes it sound like Adal’s a magician, but really he’s just a super funny and friendly guy who stars on the podcasts Hello From the Magic Tavern and Hey Riddle Riddle. With their powers combined, they discuss the Dinosaurs episode Unmarried...With Children (season 2, episode 9). Fran finally dumps Earl, but unfortunately decides to take him back by the end of the episode. Fran makes a new friend named Monica who happens to be the first divorced dinosaur in history, and this marital termination gives Fran a good idea as Earl fails to renew their now expired marriage license. Other talking points include the Ninja Turtles experimenting with bondage, the ska band Reel Big Fish, Tim’s parents not being divorced, and the fact that Italians somehow exist in the Dinosaurs universe. Merry Christmas and happy holidays everyone!

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This week on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, Timmy and Ben are rejoined by their friend Brianna Uknowit for their second guest appearance on the podcast to discuss the Dinosaurs episode Career Opportunities (season 2, episode 8). In the Dinosaurs world, Robbie goes to the mystical job wizard and instead of being assigned the job of "rock wizard" he is told he will be a tree pusher just like his dad Earl. Join the hosts are they talk about straight edge dads, driving without a license, WAP, Earl the dance instructor, and pretending to play air guitar. Thanks for spending time with us once again! Dinosaurs comes to Disney Plus on January 29th, 2021! 

This week on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy are joined by their good friend and punk celebrity (semi-regional) Stove Johnson (Community Couch, Geography Joke). The episode of Dinosaurs for this week was actually meant to be the Halloween special, but we timed out our episode releases incorrectly and missed that opportunity so you're getting this one in December. Have fun listening to us talk about Dane Cook, Carlos Mencia, our dogs and cats, building 7, and all the other ridiculous nonsense you hear most weeks on Sinclairity. Oh, and we also talk about the Dinosaurs episode When Food Goes Bad (Season 2, Episode 7). I hope you're all doing well or better!  Also, don't forget that black lives matter. If you disagree, go listen to another podcast or stop breathing or both.

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Robbie frees a cavegirl he was supposed to dissect in science class, Earl is up for a promotion at work, Roy doesn't pee himself when he passes out in his bosses office, and Dane Cook battles Dax Shepard battle to go down in history as the worst comedic actor. Join Timmy and Ben this week on Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale as they talk about the Dinosaurs episode Employee of the Month (Season 2, Episode 6). If you don't like Adam Corolla, Joe Rogan, or Prager U- you'll like this episode.

This week, Timmy and Ben are joined in the virtual studio by Sinclairity's editor and producer Zachary George aka Zachdelites. His nickname is derived from these two little half Furby snacks from the Endangered Species of Dinosaurs (Season 2, Episode 5), which is focal point of discussion in this episode. While Robbie tries to save the last two animals of a species before Earl or someone else tries to eat them, the Sinclairity gang discuss Earl's "chair", Lenny Kravitz' wardrobe malfunction, regional grocery retail statistics, and the potential of an Olive Garden/Juggalo crossover. 

This week's episode in some ways feels like a spiritual sequel to the one about Robbie contemplating becoming an herbivore, but mostly just in the sense that it's another episode about weird, half-baked sexual metaphors. I guess tails are tits now as far as the show Dinosaurs is concerned, because in the episode Charlene's Tale (Season 2, Episode 4), Charlene's tail develops overnight and everyone is basically treating it like it's her breasts. The metaphor is confusing considering the male dinosaurs also have big tails that are out all the time and yet they seem to only be attracted to tails when a female dinosaur has one...wait that actually checks out with how humans behave too. Nevermind, the world is a tiny car and we are all clowns. All dinosaur and human bodies are beautiful. Enjoy this episode and please donate money to help our friend Vi avoid homelessness. https://gf.me/u/y88c5d

This week's episode is not a review of any existent episode of the show Dinosaurs. Ben Handupme found a thread from 2015 in which multiple people debated who would win in a 3-way fight between Indominus Rex from Jurassic World, the Vastatosaurus Rex from King Kong, and Earl Sinclair from Dinosaurs. Ben reads the heated debate to We're Gonna Need Another Timmy after the two hosts discuss Limp Bizkit for what has to be like the 50th time on Sinclairity. Next week's episode is about an episode of Dinosaurs that is basically about boobs, so hang in there if you don't find our bonus episodes charming. 

This week, Timmy and Ben are joined by their lovely friend Woody Bond (Skatune Network, JER, Vacancy, Station Cases, Paranoia Dance Party, every other band) to discuss the episode I Never Ate For My Father (Season 2, Episode 3). Woody and Tim are both straight edge vegans (google it if you need to). Ben is queer (hit me up if you need to). The combination of their life experiences is an ideal match for an episode that is layered with poorly formed metaphors linking Robbie Sinclair’s interest in the herbivore lifestyle with the human concepts of veganism, homosexuality, drug use, and communism (kind of?). We cut like 30 minutes out of this episode because it was too long, and hey, it’s still too long. It’s a fun episode though, so you’re welcome.

Boo! Jump scare! A surprise Halloween episode of Sinclairity (or Sin-scare-ity) just mysteriously appeared in our RSS feed! Spooookyy. Oh wait nevermind I remember recording this one now. I recorded my voice for this episode by candlelight during Hurricane Zeta after the power went out in my cave. I had a charged laptop but no internet or 4G service so I 3-way called my co-host We're Gonna Need Another Grimmy and our producer Zach Gore (Gore as in either like bloody stuff or Tipper...whichever you find spookier) and we talked to each other about The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror Halloween specials and we each made a case for which one we presented as our respective favorite. By the way, my name is Ben Knife-in-me and I am insane and these are my puppets. Happy Ska-lloween to all of our loyal fans and Frans.