Sinclairity: A Dinosaurs Tale

Timmy and Ben watch the Family Challenge episode of Dinosaurs (Season 2, Episode 2) and learn valuable lessons about why TV is more important than family. First of all, on "Oh, Those Becklesons!" Arnie's son Mikey got picked on by a bully at school and Arnie had to teach him a valuable lesson about life. You've never seen anything like that; those guys are breaking new ground every week! Then on "We're Not Even Related, But Somehow We're All Living Together" when Delores and Stan go out for the evening, teenaged Billy throws a party...and trouble erupts. Don't be worried though, everything turned out all right and everyone learned a valuable lesson about life. 

Ben Handupme and We're Gonna Need Another Timmy start off the second season of Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale strong by having their first guest host in the wonderful form of Viviane Viana (AKA either Not the Vivi or The Mighty Vivisaurus, it was impossible to choose between the two nicknames). This episode is a long one, which we've learned is something that should be expected of any episode with a guest involved. You can thank Timmy for being the episode's dad (not the mama) and constantly bringing our focus back to the Dinosaurs episode The Golden Child (Season 2, Episode 1). 

I guess Ben Handupme and We’re Gonna Need Another Timmy just record every conversation they have nowadays just in case it’s good enough banter for a podcast episode, because this episode is barely about Dinosaurs at all. This is kind of like a bonus episode that we recorded to celebrate the fact that we made it through a whole 5 episode season of a podcast without bailing. Thank you for listening to our dumb podcast. Our next episode is the season premier of season two and we’ll be joined by the lovely Vi “Not the Vivi” from the band Gutless.

This episode is the season one finale! That's crazy! We recorded a whole season of our podcast! Granted, the first season of the show Dinosaurs is only 5 episodes so it's not like a super impressively long podcast season or whatever but we're still proud of it. In this episode, Tim and Ben talk about the episode The Howling (Season 1, Episode 5), but they have trouble staying focused for whatever reason. This episode was recorded more than a month and a half after the previous episode was recorded, so maybe that's why our hosts are prone to sidetracking throughout this whole episode. The Howling gets discussed to its full potential, of course, but they end up devoting much more time to Nintendo 64 games, Tim’s old rap songs about Pokemon,ben’s idea for a TV show called Kid Shrek, homophobic power rangers, using the internet in the early 2000s, and the dangers of youtube algorithms. Listen to the very end to hear the voice of God (our producer, Zach) for the first time of the series. Thanks everyone for joining us in celebrating this weird ass dinosaur puppet sitcom. We have three more seasons to go, so I'm sure we'll get better at doing a podcast by time we finish the series.

Hey everybody and TGIF (Thank Gary It’s Friday)! This week on Sinclairity A Dinosaurs Tale, Timmy and Ben wonder why on prehistoric Earth does Earl’s family cares so much about whether or not he survives a fight to the death against a illogically large dilophosaurus named Gary. For some reason there is a law in dinosaur society which allows male dinosaurs to officially challenge any other male dinosaur to a fight to the death with the rewards being ownership of the fallen dinosaur’s wife, kids, mother-in-law, house, and assets/debts. Robbie is once again indignant over the fact that everyone just blindly adheres to these archaic laws and traditions and (for some reason) thinks that it’s wrong for someone to kill his dad.

Join hosts We’re Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme as they discuss the Dinosaurs episode Hurling Day (Season 1, Episode 3). Ben and Tim struggle with concepts like why dinosaurs hate their mother in laws, why mother in laws apparently existed before dinosaurs even became civilized, and why Robbie is the only dinosaur with any emotional content? Also, we’re introduced to Fran’s mother Ethyl who hates Earl for all of the wrong reasons.

This week We're Gonna Need Another Timmy and Ben Handupme discuss Dinosaurs episode The Mating Dance (Season 1, Episode 2) and talk sh*t about Earl and his inability to parent his kids or do a sexy dance. Roy reveals that he's still got it so Earl takes classes on his to get it. Fran is essentially a single mom at this point. Ben had microphone issues while recording this episode and we are sorry you don't get to hear their beautiful voice in clarity on this week's episode of Sinclairity.

Sinclairity's pilot episode, if you will. This week, Timmy and Ben discuss the first episode of Dinosaurs season one- The Mighty Megalosaurus. Tune in to listen to Timmy and Ben talk shit about the dino dad Earl and debate the social trajectory of dinosaur society circa 60,000,030 years ago.