We fell off the map and took a hiatus.

We’re back for business and hope you done hate us.

We sobered up a bit and that was a mistake.

We’re recapping last year but it’s a bit late.

New drinks and fresh jokes for 2021.

“Ho Ho Ho”is not what she said! This holiday episode the girls are discussing slut-shaming and their Ho moments while taking shots of Santa’s Balls or umm Santa’s Bells! Tune in to find out what makes the girls a little more Naughty during the holidays!

Last week the girls we’re keeping it relatively classy with their town and country cocktail......that sure didn’t last long!! This week they’re back to their old dirty ways-discussing and debating some of the most serious holiday topics of our time, like when should the Christmas lights go up, what’s the policy on regifting and what is actually in Santa’s Butthole?! This week Alex and Kylie are sipping on another delicious festive cocktail and bringing on the Yule tide laughs.

It’s fizzy, it’s pretty, it’s festive. Holiday Cocktail from Town and Country magazine has hands down, got to be one of the classiest concoctions the girls have ever sipped on. But with all things Alex and Kylie you know the sophistication stops right there. Tune in this week to hear what the girls are requesting from Santa this year. Hint- it’s not a sable under the tree.

This Sunday Sippette the girls are sampling Electric Sky Wine. This wine is great for traveling but tune in to find out if it’s worth it in taste.

With another round of shut downs and closure orders making their way across the country, much like everything else this year, it seems as though Thanksgiving is gonna be a great big downer. Have no fear!! Alex and Kylie are on it to share the laughs and ridiculousness. This week the girls are getting their holiday dessert fix with the scrumptious Pecan Pie Martini and laughing about Thanksgivings past and some of the more cringe worthy moments they’ve seen around the dinner table.

All some of us need is a bubble bath and a few candles, other want a burrito and a blunt. Sometimes it’s weekly massages and manicures. Lots of folks it’s an extra glass of wine but Alex and Kylie seem to find the most joy in those moments that involve foooooood!!! Tune in this week while the girls cozy up with the super delicious Pumpkin Spice Hot Chocolate and share what their guiltiest pleasures are.

Today the girls are staying true to the holidays and they’re sampling Captain Morgan’s Sliced Apple. They say an Apple a day keeps the doctor away. Hopefully this Apple applies.

In a year full of chaos and confusion, sickness and sadness, heartache and hardship there have been a few silver linings and the girls are feeling grateful. Not so sure if the whole “cup runeth over” notion applies to 2020, but there is certainly a cup and you know the girls keep theirs full. Tune in this week for a toast to all the things we’re thankful for.

From sharing a cultural background and believe system to knowing your crazy overbearing mother is going to approve of your choice and partner there seem to be some serious benefits to entering an arranged marriage…....that is if your looking at your future marriage like a business. This week the girls are reviewing another Netflix dating show, Indian Matchmaker and sipping on India’s most popular cocktail, a classic gin and tonic. What the would-be-wedded are lacking in romance they make up for in quirkyness and a bit of awkwardness- and the girls are here for ALL of it.