HILARIOUS. Lindsay and Barbara laugh their way through Billy O'Callaghan's haunting Irish ghost story about a woman who fixes up her dream cottage only to get possessed by a neo-pagan potato famine murderer. Featuring: Home renovation! Artists! DIY ouija (WHO KNEW IT WAS PRONOUNCED WEE-GEE!?)! And the unspeakable horror of moldy potatoes.

Lindsay and Barbara talk through John Ajvide Lindqvist's Swedish vampire tale. This page-turner tackles everything from pre-teen bullying to alcoholism, immolation, face-melted-by-acid, self-harm, and pedophilia. But it's also kind of sweet?

READ THIS BOOK. Lindsay and Barbara discuss Lauren Beukes' mind-bending 2013 novel The Shining Girls. Featuring: A time-traveling serial killer! Really cool female characters! And a kickass heroine.

Lindsay and Barbara's biggest fan joins them for a very special Mother's Day episode. Meet Jan, host of the GranJan Reads podcast, as her daughters mercilessly razz her and ask hard-hitting questions like: Who's your favorite? Are we psychic? and What's the scariest thing that's ever happened to you?

Think you know Bram Stoker's Dracula? Fine! You do! But have you heard of a harborgast? Listen along as Lindsay and Barbara debate the merits of this overly long and brain-type-obsessed tome, from its depictions of Victorian sexuality to the canonical vampire rulebook… and maybe a newly coined word or two along the way.

Lindsay and Barbara chat about Mary Downing Hahn's 1986 baby novel for babies — aka a book for young folk that Barbara didn't find remotely scary but Lindsay managed to emotionally connect with. Including: Cool artist parents! Ghost friends! Child arsonists! Sisters!

Lindsay and Barbara talk through Robert Bloch's iconic 1959 novel, the best way to steal $400k, the human-feet-in-shoes mystery of the Salish Sea, multiple personality disorder, and more.

READ THIS BOOK. Lindsay and Barbara talk through Stephen Graham-Jones' mind-expanding novel The Only Good Indians. In this book, four friends are hunted by a vengeful elk spirit. And it's BONKERS — think Hamlet meets Kill Bill meets I Know What You Did Last Summer.