Sisters Get Scared

⭐⭐ / 💀💀 Lindsay and Barbara cover Peter Benchley's iconic novel about a great white shark terrorizing a Long Island beach town. Featuring: Your mother's adorable bangs, the world's hottest ichthyologist, Lindsay's rebrand of the egg salad sandwich, and the ending that surprised us both.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara recap Lorraine Heath's second Hellions of Havisham novel. Featuring: Pap smear terriers, emotion support trout, sex broth, and the Deceased Brother's Widow's Marriage Act.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara talk through Lorraine Heath's first Hellions of Havisham novel. Featuring: Lexapro pill mascot suits, a Victorian sex club, early photography, a Duke with a learning disability, and whether you should marry someone who tries to blackmail you.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara discuss the third and final chapter of the Lost Lords of Pembrook series. Featuring: Rafe's secret dirty room, why he doesn't deserve fitted sheets, and a lot of tragicomic misunderstandings.

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 💀💀💀💀 READ THIS BOOK! Lindsay and Barbara recap Stephen King's icon novel about a telekinetic high school student and her anguished rampage through prom and town. Featuring: Menstruation stories, high school bullies, terror prom, and John Dewey.

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 🩷🩷🩷 Lindsay and Barbara talk through the first two of Lorraine Heath's "Lost Lords of Pembrook" novels about traumatized aristocratic brothers and the women who heal their hearts. Featuring: 1800s Medium Britain, great plots, horny virgins, and Barbara's struggle with the Bridgerton alphabet. Plus, lots of sister chat!

⭐⭐⭐⭐ / 💀💀💀💀 Lindsay and Barbara discuss Gabino Iglesias' terrifying tale of a hired killer and the haunting underbelly of the Texas/Mexico border. Featuring: Lots of sister chitchat, magical body parts, ectoplasmic vomit, and a depressing end.

⭐⭐ / 💀💀💀💀 Lindsay tells Barbara all about Nick Cutter's scary western about a trio of mercenaries and the evil goo monsters that are trying to kill a cult's children in Lincoln County, NM. Featuring: Our new metal band – Heinous Anus, Medium Britain, making a deal with the Baby Blob, and more.

Lindsay and Barbara reminisce about all 100 books they've read so far and decide on an official top 10:

1. The Only Good Indians by Stephen Graham Jones

2. Mexican Gothic by Silvia Moreno-Garcia

3. Heart-Shaped Box by Joe Hill

4. Sundial by Catriona Ward

5. Lone Women by Victor LaValle

6. NOS4A2 by Joe Hill

7. The Troop by Nick Cutter

8. The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty

9. Misery by Stephen King

10. The Silence of the Lambs by Thomas Harris

⭐⭐ / 💀 Lindsay and Barbara talk through Jenny Kiefer's horrifying tale about four friends exploring a new rock climbing cliff and the evil that won't let them leave alive. Featuring: A newfound appreciation for Paris Hilton, lawn talk, and whether you'd choose to search for a lost dog OR rock climb for your influencer career.