Sisters Get Scared

READ THIS BOOK! Lindsay and Barbara dig into Grady Hendrix's latest tale about two siblings dealing with the death of their parents and the terrifying haunted puppet they left behind. Featuring: Getting stabbed in the eye with a sewing needle, radical puppet theaters, stuffed animal trauma, and countless other delights.

Lindsay and Barbara first discuss the PG-13 film phenomenon M3GAN before diving into Ania Ahlborn's ultra-depressing and scary novel about a family of Appalachian serial killers. Featuring: Movie-talking, rabbit murder, cannibalism, and other heinous acts.

READ THIS BOOK! Lindsay and Barbara discuss Catriona Ward's fantastically bananas scary sister pseudo-sci-fi ghost novel. Featuring: A ghost dumpster puppy, secret apple bite language, unethical genetic experimentation, and despising your sociopath husband who's also your sister's ex-lover?

READ THIS BOOK! Lindsay and Barbara talk through Isabel Cañas' brilliant tale about a haunted house, a priest-witch, and forbidden love in the months after the Mexican War of Independence. Featuring: A pineapple cocktail, getting straight As in band, a secret sister, a psychopath ghost wife, and a really good ending.

Lindsay and Barbara watch the iconic 1980 film that launched a thousand sequels. Featuring: Calendar facts! Surprise Kevin Bacon, baby-bellbottoms, terrible instant coffee, and lots of us screaming.

FINISH READING THIS BOOK. Lindsay and Barbara recap the second half of Joe Hill's awesomely horrific holiday-themed banger. Featuring: Delicious coconut drinks, the fall of Bing, return of the feral psychopath vampire children, attack bats, and how much we freaking love this book.

READ THIS BOOK. Lindsay and Barbara dig into Joe Hill's epic tale of a Christmas-obsessed magical killer and the girl who can take him out. Featuring: Lindsay's head injury, cool bikes, creepy vampire children, and predictions for the second half of the book.

Lindsay and Barbara discuss Stephen King's excellent 1977 story about an arguing couple who stumble upon a creepy f*cking corn town run by fundamentalist Christian/pagan children. Featuring: Crucified baby corn, super-dick-move-key-steeling, and confusing this story with Village of the Damned.

Lindsay and Barbara dig into Cassandra Khaw's novella about five friends navigating a haunted Japanese mansion. Featuring: 20+ minutes of chit chat on vasectomies and nerf-gun-kid-drama, getting left at the altar and then buried alive, pulling out your own tooth, and accidentally disemboweling your friend.

Lindsay and Barbara gush about their love of Stephen King's superlative novel about addiction, psychic powers, and that one ultra-super-duper-haunted hotel. Featuring: Great characters, croque-talk, and the mind-bending revelation of who "Tony" really is.