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Katie and Bridget both take different colored pills as they re-watch the 90's hit: The Matrix! It's a movie all about how real life has been taken over by evil AI and we're all living in pods with fake projections of what our life really is - We swear this is fiction! Come along as we meet Neo, our own personal Jesus Christ who IS the one. He gets brought out of the Matrix by his one true love Morpheus, a guy with just the coolest shades you've ever seen. Neo learns that real life outside of the Matrix is totally better than being in the Matrix because you have to hide for your life from murderous machines, you get to wear Oliver Twist-esq clothing, and everyone's depressed! ...Okay maybe coming out of the Matrix isn't that great, but you do get to learn kung fu and even how to fly! Neo along with Morpheus, Trinity (his "love" interest), and others set out to try and defeat the Matrix and it's own McAfee virus software - Mr. Smith. Will Neo be able to resurrect himself AND bend a spoon? Is Ralph Cifaretto the most obvious bad guy ever in this!? Released in 1999, it was written and directed by the Wachowskis: Lana and Lilly.

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Katie and Bridget say Wingardium Leviosa as they re-watch the movie: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone! Come along as we meet the famous Harry Potter, a possibly nepobaby that we allow since ya know, his parents died and he basically grew up being abused... He discovers he's a wizard (and also secretly rich - hello!?) and embarks on a magical journey to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry - a place where the rules are made up and the points don't matter. While there, he meets his two best friends Ron, honestly a pretty useless guy but thank god he's an 11 year old Queen's Gambit, and Hermione, the only competent person in this movie and who should have just effed up Voldemort herself. The three work together to solve what the weird happenings at Hogwarts have been, even though there's literally so many weird and dangerous things happening there like all the time, but it's fine. Will the three be able to outsmart a bunch of grown adults and stop the evil Voldemort? Does a subplot of this movie actually follow the plot of Malignant!? Released in 2001, it's the first magical story being told out of the entire 7 book series and 8 movies!

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Katie and Bridget sing Where Are You Christmas as they re-watch the holiday hit: How the Grinch Stole Christmas! It's a movie that looks and acts like a horror movie, but is actually rated PG and made for kids!(?) Come along as we meet the Grinch, a sassy once-traumatized-abandoned-child who now hates Christmas and all the Whos who celebrate it! His life gets interjected by Cindy Lou Who, an 8 year old investigative journalist who decides to make the Grinch her new passion project. When Cindy nominates the Grinch as Cheermeister it sets off a chain of events that eventuallyyyy lead us to the actual events from the original story - aka, the Grinch stealing Christmas! Will the Grinch learn to appreciate Christmas, being around others, and having slo-motion sack races? Were his grandma/aunts actually swingers in this children's movie!? Released in 2000, it was directed by Ron Howard and stars Jim Carrey, Taylor Momsen, Jeffrey Tambor, Christine Baranski, and Molly Shannon.

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Katie and Bridget travel through the seven layers of the Candy Cane Forest, past the Sea of Swirly Twirly Gum Drops, and then they walk through the Lincoln Tunnel... as they re-watch the Holiday classic: Elf! It's a movie all about Buddy the Elf #whatsyourfavoritecolor!? Buddy is actually not an elf, but a human who was adopted/not returned to the human world by Santa's elves in the North Pole. He travels to New York City to meet his real dad Walter Hobbs,  who is on the Naughty List. On Buddy's journey he discovers a new family, finds love, and crams 11 cookies in the VCR. Will Buddy be able to bring the Christmas spirit to New York and save Santa's sleigh? Do all these characters seriously need some unions up in their jobs for all being forced to work on Christmas Eve!? Released in 2003, it stars Will Ferrell, James Caan, Bob Newhart, Zooey Deschanel, Edward Asner, Mary Steenburgen, and was directed by Jon Favreau.

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Katie and Bridget do a lot of UMs as they re-watch the 80's movie: Better Off Dead... ! It's a somehow rated PG movie all about a teenager looking to end his life when his girlfriend dumps him.... Yup! We're also confused! Come along as we meet Lane, a walking boyfriend of red flags who spends the movie being mopey and possibly schizophrenic once his girlfriend Beth dumps him for the captain of the ski team - our own real life Ken doll named Roy. Along the way there's his best friend Charles, a 55 year old teenager, and Monique, a foreign exchange student who may or may not be in a human trafficking situation. They help Lane get over his sadness and win at a ski competition - which is apparently what this was all about(!?) except it actually wasn't(!?) but FINE! Will Lane be able to survive all the way to the end of the movie? Does he skimp out the paper boy on a mere $2!? Released in 1985, it stars John Cusack and was written and directed by Savage Steve Holland.

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Katie and Bridget spend 20 years trying to play football at Notre Dame as they re-watch the movie: Rudy! It's a story all about how if you have a dream, you're gonna have to work your 5-foot-nothing butt off to make it happen AND potentially become homeless along the way! Come along as we meet Rudy, a guy who's name is thankfully not actually Rudy Ruettiger. He spends his life aspiring to play football the University of Notre Dame, but faces hurdles when he doesn't have the grades, talent, or even height to make it happen right away. With a little help from his newfound hype man - aka D-Bob - Rudy gets the grades to get into the school (thankfully without having to become a priest). Rudy gets put on the team as a personality hire and soon he teaches all his teammates about what it means to be DEDICATED. At the last home game of his senior year, Rudy is given a chance to play and SPOILER ALERT HE MAKES US ALL CRY. Will Rudy be able to earn the respect he wants at the end of it all? Does Fortune's tear-jerking speech answer that question while simultaneously making us cry!? Released in 1993 (the best year for movies), it stars Jon Favreau, Ned Beatty, and Samwise the Brave himself: Sean Astin.

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Katie and Bridget dance down the yellow brick road as they re-watch the classic movie: The Wizard of Oz! It's a timeless tale that features horrific behind the scenes trivia, as well as random trivia that our Dad likes to quote! Come along as we meet Dorothy, the ultimate dog lover from Kansas, who gets swept up by a Twister (no Bill and Jo's here unfortunately) and brought to the magical land of Oz. There she commits manslaughter, breaks up a potential cult, and learns about the patriarchy - all while singing and dancing throughout. Oh yeah, there's also a scarecrow, a tin man, and a lion (oh my!) who tag along and well... We guess they kind of help...? Will Dorothy be able to escape the clutches of the Wicked Witch of the West? Would you also go on a murderous rampage if someone dropped a house on your sister!? Released in 1939, it stars the iconic late actress Judy Garland.

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Katie and Bridget break and enter as they re-watch Nickelodeon's first ever movie: Harriet The Spy! It's a story all about how having your private journal read aloud to all your friends really sucks! Come along as we meet Harriet, an alleged spy who wants to be a writer but kind of gets caught up with just talking smack about people. Her lifelong nanny, Golly, finally says "screw this I'm off to get laid!" and leaves Harriet to fend for herself socially - Spoiler alert: it doesn't go well. When her journal is read outloud we watch as Harriet spirals into sinister revenge plots, eloping from school, and inevtiably getting to hang out with the local child psychologist. Will Harriet learn how to give a proper apology to her friends? Was that scene of a guy carrying 500 cats in a bag really messed up!? Released in 1996, it stars Michelle Trachtenberg and Rosie O'Donnell.

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Katie and Bridget do a drug deal on a rollercoaster as they re-watch the movie: True Romance! It's a story all about romance, possibly mental health disorders (involving Elvis), dangerous crime, and drugs - lots and lots of drugs. Meet Clarence, a guy who legit falls in love/gets married ala Love Actually rules to Alabama, the call girl who his boss hired to get him laid. They get wrapped up on the wrong side of high profile criminals when Clarence accidently steals a suitcase of cocaine. The two escape to LA and shenanigans and dick jokes ensue! Will Clarence and Alabama be able to survive long enough to actually live through their "true romance"? Does this movie have the most gay undertones ever in existence!? Released in 1993, it was directed by Tony Scott and written by Quentin Tarantino, and stars a huge cast of actors including: Christian Slater, Patricia Arquette, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Bronson Pinchot, Samuel L. Jackson, Michael Rapaport, Chris Penn, Tom Sizemore, and Tony Soprano himself - James Gandolfini!

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Katie and Bridget strap onto a pipe with a belt as they re-watch the 90's thriller: Twister! It's a very informative scientific film about chasing tornados that also has some Degrassi level dramaaaaaa! It's also apparently Bridget's 2nd favorite movie!(?)! Come along as we meet Bill, a guy who is not back but also has tornado intuition so he's def back. He brings his fiancé Melissa to see his current wife Jo to sign divorce papers but then gets swept up in romance and the past and his love of tornados and... and... and... Listen, we told you - this is filled with DRAMA people. Jo and Bill team up to beat out their arch nemesis JONAS - a sell-out who got himself some CORPORATE SPONSERS #stonehiminthestreets. Along the way Jo and Bill rekindle their love and love of near death experiences all while shouting "debris!". Will Jo find her dad in the tornado? Is that a pretty dumb thing to bring up when you're about to be literally be killed by a tornado and should probably be running instead!? Released in 1996, it stars Helen Hunt, Bill Paxton, Cary Elwes, Philip Seymour Hoffman, and Jami Gertz.