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Katie and Bridget put on their bow-ties as they re-watch the surprisingly heart-felt, dark comedy: Problem Child! It's a story all about an evil child! ...Well actually he has a tragic backstory that most likely led to his behaviors... And also he's never had an adult support him or like him... And he got abandoned every 2 seconds in his life and everybody bullies him... Should this movie instead have been called "Problem Adults To This Child"!? Come along as we meet Junior, a rambunctious orphan who gets adopted by Ben and Flo - yes that is a real woman's name in this movie. Ben has always wanted to be a Dad and is Junior's number 1 supporter. Flo just wanted to get invited to kids birthday parties because apparently she has no friends....!?!?!?!? When Junior retaliates against scary clown rooms, jerky neighbors, and bullies (as well as inviting a serial killer to his house LOL REALLY), Ben must decide if Junior is worth keeping or bringing back to the orphanage... Spoiler alert: Ben's the only decent adult in this movie so he OBVIOUSLY doesn't take Junior back to the orphanage and instead he takes a bullet for Junior - LITERALLY. Released in 1990, it stared John Ritter (respect), Michael Oliver, Jack Warden, Gilbert Gottfried, Amy Yasbeck, and Michael Richards.

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Katie and Bridget go back to the dino island (but not the SAME dino island) as they re-watch the lackluster sequel: The Lost World: Jurassic Park! Hey remember how the first Jurassic Park taught us to fear dinosaurs and never interact with them because man vs. nature blah blah? Well guess what - we're gonna go interact with them cause we forgot about all the death and destruction and instead are like YAY DINOS! Come along with Ian Malcolm, the only returning main character from the first movie! Through some spared-no-expense nonsense ala John Hammond, Ian ends up back with the dinos to go rescue his girlfriend who's been camping there alone for 4 days... Yes that's right, camping alone with DINOS... For four days... She might not have even had a tent, we're not really sure! But it's okay because we have some new characters like Nick Van Owen, the alleged back up plan (but we have doubts), Eddie Carr, the tech guy who gets viscously murdered, Kelly, a step-daughter who should have just stayed in the High-Hide, and InGen people, who just could not care less that they are seeing dinosaurs in real life. With that set up how could you go wrong!? Released in 1997, it was once again directed by Steven Spielberg, and features Jeff Goldblum, Julianne Moore, Pete Postlethwaite, Vince Vaughn, Arliss Howard, Richard Attenborough, Vanessa Chester, and Richard Schiff.

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Katie and Bridget go to a random house party as they re-watch the movie: Superbad! It's a story all about how your friendship may be tested when there's alcohol, girls, impending college, and possibly a secret gay crush on one another that you are repressing because you were written by a 14 year old boy... (we said what we said)! Come along as we meet Seth, a dick-drawing senior who is willing to do anything to impress party-throwing Jules! He's best friends with Evan, a non dick-drawing guy on his way to Dartmouth next year who is looking to woo Becca. When the two of them commit to buying alcohol for the big end of the year party to impress the girls, they quickly fall into law-breaking shenanigans! Don't forget about McLovin, the fake ID friend who has his own personal discovery with the help of two very bored police officers. Will the guys both get laid before they go off to college? LOL NOPE ONLY MCLOVIN DID TECHNICALLY - AND IT'S THE BEST ENDING! Released in 2007, it was written by Seth Rogan and his friend Evan Goldberg when they were 14 years old and stars a cast of characters including: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, Bill Hader, Seth Rogen, Emma Stone, and Joe Lo Truglio.

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Katie and Bridget get back on the island as they play Season 2 of Nostalgic Movie Survivor! 18 nostalgic movie characters (all ones from movies we've reviewed!) are placed on an island and set out to compete to become the ultimate Survivor! Alliances are formed, challenges are faced, with lots of twists and turns along the way. We can guarantee you that you'll NEVER be able to guess who ends up naked on the island AND who ends up being the final winner - mainly because neither of us saw it coming either! Based on the hit reality series Survivor, enjoy our journey of figuring out who would Outwit, Outplay, and Outlast!

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Katie and surrogate sisters Eric and Neil from The Retro Video Store Podcast scale a snake tower as they re-watch Neil's favorite movie: Conan The Barbarian! And just so we're clear, this is the 80's Conan - NOT the 2011 one (Eric and Neil will rant and rave if you mention it)! Come along as we meet Conan, the nicest barbarian you've ever met, who spends his life seeking the ultimate revenge against Thulsa Doom - aka James Earl Jones in a fabulous wig. When Thulsa kills Conan's family and sets him on a course to endure Wheels of Pain, breeding, and other shit, Conan sets out to kill snakes and disassemble religious cults! Along the way he gets a gaggle of friends including Subotai, a best friend who WILL cry for Conan, Valeria, NOT Valkyrie like Katie keeps mistakingly saying in this episode, and the Wizard, who does eventually do magic but mainly he's just there to narrate. Will Conan be able to seek his revenge and learn his purpose? Will Neil recite this movie word for word!? Released in 1982, it was based on the novels written by Robert E. Howard and features Arnold Schwarzenegger, James Earl Jones, Max von Sydow, Sandahl Bergman, Mako, and Gerry Lopez.

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Katie and special guest/surrogate sister JEN-A go deliver a baby as they re-watch the movie: Knocked Up! It's a nostalgic movie for them where they reminisce about endless quotes, former roommates, and their epic college beer pong table - complete with "Julie's Temple"! Okay but the movie itself is a journey alllll it's own! Come along as we meet Alison, a we-don't-know-how-old successful woman who drunkenly gets knocked up Ben, a 23 year old who apparently doesn't know how to put on a condom... And doesn't have a job... And smokes weed everyday... And doesn't pay taxes... Yeah spoiler alert: They do end up together LOL. With the help of Alison's sister Debbie and her husband Pete (and possibly with the help of Spiderman 3!), they discover what it means to grow up and become parents. We've got everything from smoshsmorsions to Googling murder in this time capsule of a movie! Released in 2007, it was written and directed by Judd Apatow and features an insane cast with Katherine Heigl, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Jay Baruchel, Jonah Hill, Martin Starr, Harold Ramis, Alan Tudyk, Bill Hader, and Kristen Wiig - JUST TO NAME A FEW!

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Katie and special guest/surrogate sister Mel cheers over severed penises as they re-watch the cult classic: Teeth! It's a movie all about how purity ring cults not only ruin things like the Jonas Brothers, but they also may or may not cause teeth to develop in your vagina... Or something like that! Meet Dawn, a high school cult leader who truly believes "Love Is Worth Waiting For" (buy the song on iTunes). When she meets Toby, a knock-off Adam Brody, she quickly discovers that some love ain't worth waiting for - especially when its experienced forcefully in a creepy cave! Unbeknownst to her, there's something inside of her (NOT THE SERPENT) which has no problem biting back against sexual assaulters. Dawn goes on a journey of self-discovery, sexual awakening, and murder - lots and lots of murder. Watch as this not a girl not yet a woman rampages through town with her vagina! Released in 2007, it was written and directed by Mitchell Lichtenstein

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Katie and special guest/surrogate sister Christine murder without consequences as they rewatch: The Purge! It's a movie all about how in the future/past (since this takes place in 2022 LOL) all crime is legal one day of the year to help people "Release The Beast" #redbull. When an affluent family's young, possibly future serial killer son, lets in a "Bloody Stranger" during their lockdown, a gang of nepo-babies come in to destroy their trash security systems and reek havoc! This movie asks many ethical questions such as: Would you really let a stranger die on the street if you could instead save them? Would you instead throw your son out onto the street for letting that person in? Would you reenact Scooby-Doo with your family if your home was being invaded and be all split up? And - would you too wear business casual the entire day/night of the Purge!? Seriously why did they do that!? Released in 2013, it was written and directed by James DeMonaco and features Ethan Hawke, Lena Headey, Max Burkholder, and Adelaide Kane.

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Katie and special guest/sister-in-spirit Julie re-watch the movie that scared us all as kids: Children of the Corn! It's a movie all about how if you're dating a jerk named Burt, you will absolutely end up choosing to deal with the Kid Nation corn cult kids instead. Come along as we meet those little rapscallions who all agreed to murder their elders so they could worship corn! The children are led by Isaac, a guy with a wicked hat who would steal the show on an Andy Cohen reunion show. His right hand child/man is Malachai, a guy who is definitely over 19 but all the other kids seem to have just let that slide cause well, he's the tallest. When Vicky and Burt, a couple with no self-preservation skills, head into town the corn kids get their world rocked and their religion burned to the ground - literally! We've got death, cults, psychic children, and corn... Lots and lots of corn. Released in 1984, it was based on a short story (yeah we could tell) by horror master himself: Stephen King!

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Katie and Bridget show their spirit fingers as they re-watch the nostalgic 2000's movie: Bring It On! It's a movie all about how our country was built on the backs of cultural appropriation and racism... But via cheerleading! YEAH! Come along as we meet Torrance (Ta-Ta-Ta-Torrance), newly elected high school cheerleading captain who's looking to bring her team to victory yet another year in a row. But when new recruit Missy (she's the poo - take a whiff) joins the team, Torrance quickly learns that her entire cheerleading life was a LIE! And that their teams cheers were all stolen from the East Compton Clovers, with the worst offense of all being that: They stole the cheers from Gabrielle Union. Will the white cheerleaders learn to make up their own shit on their way to finals? .... Well not right away but eventually, sure! And will the East Compton Clovers win the national 1st place trophy that they've deserved this entire time!? .... OBVIOUSLY YES - DID YOU SEE THEIR ROUTINE!? Released in 2000, it stars Kirsten Dunst, Eliza Dushku, Gabrielle Union, and Jesse Bradford.