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Katie and Bridget play a murderous board game as they re-watch the movie Jumanji! It's a children's horror movie (there's really no other way to spin it), all about how playing the board game Jumanji releases a number of terrifying jungle dangers set to kill you. We've got characters: Alan Parrish, who got stuck in the game for 26 years and needs to know WHAT YEAR IS IT; Sarah, who is not a good psychic since she couldn't see all this trauma coming; and orphan siblings Judy and Peter, who both just really need a vacation or something because damn. Will they be able to defeat the game and survive the animals, earthquakes, stampedes, monsoons, poisons, plants, spiders, and Van Pelt/Pam Belt? Odds aren't great but they figure it out! Released in 1995, it stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kristen Dunst, Jonathan Hyde, Bradley Pierce, and David Alan Grier.

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Katie and Bridget return to school in Philadelphia for their NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of Abbott Elementary! It's a show all about the teachers of this inner city, South Philly school who know that in order to get through a school year they need to find things to laugh about! We have a cast of characters who include: Janine, an optimist who needs to take a break sometimes; Gregory, the new substitute teacher at Abbott who gets hit on constantly by Ava; Ava, the principal who is extremely underqualified and continuously hits on Gregory; Barbara, who is not the oldest teacher in America - despite what TikTok might say; Melissa, who's got a guy for everything; and Jacob, who might also need a chill pill like Janine. These educators love their students and do everything they can with what they're given - except Ava who does everything she can to get billboards made of herself with school money! Released in 2021, this show is currently releasing episodes for it's 2nd season. 

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Katie and Bridget get shrunk (shrank?) as they re-watch the movie: Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! It's a horror movie all about the different ways four children could get murdered in their own backyard - erm, well no it's actually a children's film??? Same premise though! Come along as we meet siblings Amy, a high school girl who definitely has an infection from dancing with a mop, and her younger brother Nick, who just wants his Dad to love him but Dad ain't got time for that! They team up with their neighbors who are also siblings - Russell, who is just WAY TOO SHORT TO PLAY FOOTBALL, and Ron, who becomes best friends with an ant way too quickly and well... We're a little worried about him. The four are shrunk and they only survive the horrific traumas because of their dog Cork. Aka - dogs rule! Released in 1989, it stars our favorite 90's dad (although he sucks as a Dad in this movie) Rick Moranis!

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Katie and Bridget attend kindergarten as they re-watch the movie: Kindergarten Cop! It's a pretty self-explanatory movie once you find out Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in it, if we're being honest. Watch as he poses as a kindergarten teacher while trying to find the ex-wife of a con. Is it funny to see Arnold trying to successfully interact with small children? Yes! Is it funny to see how little these poor children have learned from this clearly unqualified man who should not be teaching... No.... Will Arnold, his partner (who should really not eat pasta during sex), and his ferret, be able to save the day?! Do boys have a penis and girls have a vagina? Released in 1990, it was directed by Ivan Reitman - who also directed Ghostbusters!

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Katie and Bridget and special guest Moes! blow up everyone and everything in sight as they re-watch the movie: Commando! It's a story all about Arnold Schwarzenegger and how, well... He's a commando! We're still not really sure we have a clear definition on what a Commando is, but it's fine! Come along as we watch him race against the clock to save his daughter, who is a 12 year old Alyssa Milano. She's been kidnapped by one of his old Commando buddies who may or may not have a big crush on him. Along the way he also does his own kidnapping of an innocent woman for no reason! And then yeah, just lot's of death and destruction in his path... Hooray for the 80's! Released in 1985, it stars the Terminator himself, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger

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Katie and Bridget make a sandwich for their NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of The Bear! It's a show that makes you feel hungry, makes you feel stressed, and makes you wonder: Could I ever be a chef or do I just like food? Hear all about the characters like Carmey, who should maybe go see a therapist, Sydney, who likely now has a fear of lemons, Richie, who is NOT Desi from Girls!, and Marcus, who we have a soft spot for and would TOTALLY try one of his donuts!!! Can these chefs learn to get along throughout the season? Is the ice cream machine broken!? First released in June 2022, it has already been greenlit for a second season.

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Katie and Bridget both share a pair of pants as they re-watch the movie: The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants! It's a movie all about friendship, growing up, getting stalked by older men, experiencing abuse and trauma, traveling the world, and of course - pants. Come along as we meet four friends Carmen, Tibby, Bridget, and Lena. Carmen gets to go stay with her absent father for the summer to get shunned, fat-shamed, and treated terribly, all ending with her wearing unwashed pants to his wedding... Cute? Tibby makes a great new friend Bailey who then IMMEDIATELY DIES OF A TERMINAL ILLNESS. WOW. Bridget is possibly in another country(?) at a "soccer camp" when she then sleeps with her older coach and it's just terrible. And Lena is also having an inappropriate relationship, just in Greece! There are no Mamma Mia songs in here unfortunately... Released in 2005, it stars America Ferrera, Amber Tamblyn, Alexis Bledel, and Blake Lively.

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Katie and Bridget go to a crappy summer camp (that Steve Christy spent $25,000 on already!? WHAT!?) as they re-watch the movie: Friday the 13th! It's a horror movie all about the dangers of brushing off creepy advances from men instead of just going on home! Watch as these camp counselors are picked off one by one by an unknown killer all within the first day of getting there. Spoiler alert: the killer is Mrs. Voorhees, a lady with some serious Connecticut fashion, who's out for revenge since her son Jason drowned in the lake while camp counselors were boning. Jason does somehow learn how to swim though after he dies so that's nice we guess... Released in 1980, this movie spawned a ridiculous amount of sequels and was directed by Sean Cunningham.

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Katie and Bridget put cake on their face as they re-watch the movie Mrs. Doubtfire! It's a wholesome story all about how a Dad loves his kids... Oh, it's also about a painful divorce, man-child fathers/husbands, getting into a new relationship less than 2 months post-divorce, and impersonating an old lady for weeks at a time while lying to your family! ...Wholesome! Daniel decides to dress up as Mrs. Doubtfire to spend more time with his kids and boy does it work out great. Until he gets found out in possibly one of the best dinner scenes ever put to film. Will Daniel get to still see his kids after pretending to be an old woman (who's supposed to be aged 65 by the way - WHAT) or will he have to try and represent himself in court (again) to fix it? Spoiler alert: Sally Field fixes it because women fix shit. Released in the best year for movies - 1993 - it stars Robin Willams, Sally Field, and Pierce Brosnan!

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Katie and Bridget switch places at a summer camp as they re-watch It Takes Two! It's a movie all about how two girls, who are apparently NOT SISTERS, are identical strangers, and NOBODY THINKS THATS WEIRD! Both with single parent/parent figures! Kind of! Alyssa is daughter to Roger and they are so rich that they live in a castle across from a camp full of orphans. Amanda is an orphan with Diane as her pretend mom, who only talks about how she's single and needs to find a man. The two girls switch places and then plot to get Roger and Diane together. Oh yeah there's also Clarice! She's engaged to Roger... And she wears seashell boobs. Will the girls get their two adults together? Does a pay per experience of an epic food fight ending with a jump in a lake sound like a dream!? Released in 1995, it stars Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen, Kirstie Alley, and Steve Guttenberg.