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Katie and Bridget resurrect a 3,000 year old hot mummy as they re-watch the movie: The Mummy! It's a story all about mummies, hot dudes, sand, Egypt, hot mummies, magic, more hot dudes - did we mention this movie has a lot of SNACKS in it!? Come along as we follow the iconic Brendan Fraser, who probably should have died multiple times throughout this movie, as he leads a team of people to find The City of The Dead. Our team consists of Evy, a proper British lady who needs to have more reactions to things(!), Jonathan, her brother who is just there for the party, and this Magi guy, who is really terrible at his job but boy does he look good doing/not doing it. They awaken the Mummy Imhotep who has a suspiciously similar powers to the Sanderson Sisters from Hocus Pocus... Will they be able to stop the Mummy from messing up shit!? Does the 90s love quick sand?! Released in 1999, it was directed by
Stephen Sommers.
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Katie and Bridget are BACK! As they re-watch the movie: We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story. This is not Jurassic Park... But its still got some traumatizing things for kids! Come along as we meet Rex, a T-Rex who is force-fed "Brain Cereal" that in our opinion, doesn't really make him smart, rather he just seems a little too friendly. He teams up with other dinos who then get kicked out of a plane and land on little boy Louie who should absolutely not be rafting on the Hudson River! They team up and then also kidnap a little girl, Cecilia, who all then decide to go to the circus. THE EVIL CIRCUS BY THE WAY! Run by Professor Screweyes who should have already been arrested by here we are. Will the dinos get out of this one without killing anyone?? Yes - we already said this isn't Jurassic Park... Released in 1993, it was produced by Steven Spielberg with the theory that maybe this was just another subliminal advertisement for the other big dino movie he made!
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Katie and Bridget light a really weird shaped candle as they watch their NOstalgic Happy Hour pick: Hocus Pocus 2! It's a movie all about how Disney writers are too tired and apathetic to reboot something in a fun way... But at least we got Book?? But he's also crying a lot... Look we had a lot of mixed opinions on this one okay!? The Sanderson Sisters are back and boy do they eat a lot of skincare. We get some new characters too, who don't really get their own personalities much and they turn this movie partially into a CW drama... Oh yeah Billy Butcherson is there too... He's complaining and we're a little over it. Released in 2022, it features the return of Bette Midler, Kathy Najimy, and Sarah Jessica Parker as the three iconic witches!
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Katie and Bridget become ghosts as they re-watch the 90's classic: Casper! Its a movie all about Devon Sawa - er, we mean, Casper - who sometimes is Devon Sawa and is sometimes a 10 year old high pitched voiced child. Come along as we meet Dr. Harvey, a therapist to the dead (Katie's next career path), who travels to Friendship Maine with his daughter Kat. Spoiler alert: Friendship Maine ain't so friendly - not unless you count the emotional friendship song that's played at the end! Kat befriends Casper and the two thwart off the evil adults trying to steal Casper's treasure. Oh yeah there's also three hilarious uncle ghosts. OH YEAH and there's also a minor subplot about a preteen girl bully. Honestly, there's a lot happening here! All you need to know is Casper is friendly, Dr. Harvey is drunk, and Kat is the coolest. Released in 1995, it stars Bill Pullman, Christina Ricci, and sorry not sorry but we're gonna say it again - Devon Sawa!
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Katie and Bridget RUN THROUGH THE NEIGHBORHOOD SCREAMING as they re-watch the horror classic: Halloween! It's a story all about how Michael Myers sucks hard (direct quote from doctor Loomis) and returns to his hometown of Haddonfield to stalk and kill again! Come along as we meet characters like Laurie, a babysitter with a 5 point rating on babysitter.com, Annie, a 70s version of Regina George, Lynda, who totally needs to just have sex in the woods like a normal teenager totally(!), and doctor Loomis, who is the leader of the fuck Michael Myers fan club. Will Laurie keep her 5 star rating and save the children Tommy and Lindsey that she's babysitting? Does Michael Myers have emphysema? Released in 1978, it was written and directed by John Carpenter.
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Katie and Bridget play a murderous board game as they re-watch the movie Jumanji! It's a children's horror movie (there's really no other way to spin it), all about how playing the board game Jumanji releases a number of terrifying jungle dangers set to kill you. We've got characters: Alan Parrish, who got stuck in the game for 26 years and needs to know WHAT YEAR IS IT; Sarah, who is not a good psychic since she couldn't see all this trauma coming; and orphan siblings Judy and Peter, who both just really need a vacation or something because damn. Will they be able to defeat the game and survive the animals, earthquakes, stampedes, monsoons, poisons, plants, spiders, and Van Pelt/Pam Belt? Odds aren't great but they figure it out! Released in 1995, it stars Robin Williams, Bonnie Hunt, Kristen Dunst, Jonathan Hyde, Bradley Pierce, and David Alan Grier.
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Katie and Bridget return to school in Philadelphia for their NOstalgic Happy Hour as they discuss the latest season of Abbott Elementary! It's a show all about the teachers of this inner city, South Philly school who know that in order to get through a school year they need to find things to laugh about! We have a cast of characters who include: Janine, an optimist who needs to take a break sometimes; Gregory, the new substitute teacher at Abbott who gets hit on constantly by Ava; Ava, the principal who is extremely underqualified and continuously hits on Gregory; Barbara, who is not the oldest teacher in America - despite what TikTok might say; Melissa, who's got a guy for everything; and Jacob, who might also need a chill pill like Janine. These educators love their students and do everything they can with what they're given - except Ava who does everything she can to get billboards made of herself with school money! Released in 2021, this show is currently releasing episodes for it's 2nd season.
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Katie and Bridget get shrunk (shrank?) as they re-watch the movie: Honey, I Shrunk The Kids! It's a horror movie all about the different ways four children could get murdered in their own backyard - erm, well no it's actually a children's film??? Same premise though! Come along as we meet siblings Amy, a high school girl who definitely has an infection from dancing with a mop, and her younger brother Nick, who just wants his Dad to love him but Dad ain't got time for that! They team up with their neighbors who are also siblings - Russell, who is just WAY TOO SHORT TO PLAY FOOTBALL, and Ron, who becomes best friends with an ant way too quickly and well... We're a little worried about him. The four are shrunk and they only survive the horrific traumas because of their dog Cork. Aka - dogs rule! Released in 1989, it stars our favorite 90's dad (although he sucks as a Dad in this movie) Rick Moranis!
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Katie and Bridget attend kindergarten as they re-watch the movie: Kindergarten Cop! It's a pretty self-explanatory movie once you find out Arnold Schwarzenegger stars in it, if we're being honest. Watch as he poses as a kindergarten teacher while trying to find the ex-wife of a con. Is it funny to see Arnold trying to successfully interact with small children? Yes! Is it funny to see how little these poor children have learned from this clearly unqualified man who should not be teaching... No.... Will Arnold, his partner (who should really not eat pasta during sex), and his ferret, be able to save the day?! Do boys have a penis and girls have a vagina? Released in 1990, it was directed by Ivan Reitman - who also directed Ghostbusters!
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Katie and Bridget and special guest Moes! blow up everyone and everything in sight as they re-watch the movie: Commando! It's a story all about Arnold Schwarzenegger and how, well... He's a commando! We're still not really sure we have a clear definition on what a Commando is, but it's fine! Come along as we watch him race against the clock to save his daughter, who is a 12 year old Alyssa Milano. She's been kidnapped by one of his old Commando buddies who may or may not have a big crush on him. Along the way he also does his own kidnapping of an innocent woman for no reason! And then yeah, just lot's of death and destruction in his path... Hooray for the 80's! Released in 1985, it stars the Terminator himself, Mr. Arnold Schwarzenegger
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