This week I consider options for corporate blackmail to fund the pod, discuss the incredible whiteness of Dutch people, and the #blessed segment returns as I give thanks for meeting a douchebag American tourist who made me feel good about bullying.

Recorded in my room in Melbourne (24/1)

I reminisce about the 90s British sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf, consider whether it'd be possible to get instagram cam girls to watch my stand up, and at one point slip into what I can honestly say is a fantastic Northern English accent.

Musical Interlude: Backbeat Soundsystem - I Spy

I reminisce about the 90s British sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf, consider whether it'd be possible to get instagram cam girls to watch my stand up, and at one point slip into what I can honestly say is a fantastic Northern English accent.

Musical Interlude: Backbeat Soundsystem - I Spy

I reminisce about the 90s British sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf, consider whether it'd be possible to get instagram cam girls to watch my stand up, and at one point slip into what I can honestly say is a fantastic Northern English accent.

Musical Interlude: Backbeat Soundsystem - I Spy

Recorded walking around Melbourne on Monday night (15/01) and Tuesday arvo (16/01)

Recorded outside the Royal Exhibition Centre in Melbourne (8/1) and on the streets in North Melbourne (9/1).

I talk about contingency plans for being homeless, recap the best god damn curry I've ever had in my life, and the #blessed segment returns!

Please send your own homeless contingency plans to AJ Taco on Facebook, or email me at [email protected]

Musical Interlude: The Foundations - Built Me Up Buttercup

Recorded outside the Royal Exhibition Centre in Melbourne (8/1) and on the streets in North Melbourne (9/1).

I talk about contingency plans for being homeless, recap the best god damn curry I've ever had in my life, and the #blessed segment returns!

Please send your own homeless contingency plans to AJ Taco on Facebook, or email me at [email protected]

Musical Interlude: The Foundations - Built Me Up Buttercup

Recorded outside the Royal Exhibition Centre in Melbourne (8/1) and on the streets in North Melbourne (9/1).

I talk about contingency plans for being homeless, recap the best god damn curry I've ever had in my life, and the #blessed segment returns!

Please send your own homeless contingency plans to AJ Taco on Facebook, or email me at [email protected]

Musical Interlude: The Foundations - Built Me Up Buttercup

Recorded in my room in Melbourne, the afternoon of New Years (31/12/17) and again once I sobered up three days later (3/1/18).

I talk about New Years parties, the machette in my room, and wish Logan Paul all the best after he ruined his career as a Children's Entertainer.

Musical Interlude: Auld Lang Syne played by Some Cunt With A Piano on YouTube

Recorded in my room in Melbourne, the afternoon of New Years (31/12/17) and again once I sobered up three days later (3/1/18).

I talk about New Years parties, the machette in my room, and wish Logan Paul all the best after he ruined his career as a Children's Entertainer.

Musical Interlude: Auld Lang Syne played by Some Cunt With A Piano on YouTube

Recorded in my room in Melbourne, the afternoon of New Years (31/12/17) and again once I sobered up three days later (3/1/18).

I talk about New Years parties, the machette in my room, and wish Logan Paul all the best after he ruined his career as a Children's Entertainer.

Musical Interlude: Auld Lang Syne played by Some Cunt With A Piano on YouTube