Recorded in my room in Melbourne, the afternoon of New Years (31/12/17) and again once I sobered up three days later (3/1/18).

I talk about New Years parties, the machette in my room, and wish Logan Paul all the best after he ruined his career as a Children's Entertainer.

Musical Interlude: Auld Lang Syne played by Some Cunt With A Piano on YouTube

Recorded while walking around my grandparents' farm near Lucindale, South Australia. (24/12 &  26/12)

I get real angry and start shouting in the forest about Air China and why they're cunts, talk about weird experiences in the scouts, and freak out running into a bunch of spiderwebs. Fuck the country hahaha.

Recorded while walking around my grandparents' farm near Lucindale, South Australia. (24/12 &  26/12)

Recorded while walking around my grandparents' farm near Lucindale, South Australia. (24/12 &  26/12)

Recorded in my room at my mate's place in Barcelona (15/12) and my mate Robyn's flat in London (17/12).

I talk about AFL being shit, salesmen, and why nursing homes should have a free bar.

Song Intermission: The Living End - Closing In

Recorded in my room at my mate's place in Barcelona (15/12) and my mate Robyn's flat in London (17/12).

I talk about AFL being shit, salesmen, and why nursing homes should have a free bar.

Song Intermission: The Living End - Closing In

Recorded in my room at my mate's place in Barcelona (15/12) and my mate Robyn's flat in London (17/12).

I talk about AFL being shit, salesmen, and why nursing homes should have a free bar.

Song Intermission: The Living End - Closing In

Recorded outside the Christ Church in Dublin, Friday night December 8, and while walking around Edinburgh on Tuesday morning, December 12.

On the Friday night in Dublin I call out to some kids drinking on the street, and wonder why the fuck Spanish tour groups are still out at 8pm on a Friday night. Then in Edinburgh I reminisce about a great conversation I had with my friend Josephine THE DAY BEFORE that led to her quitting university to become an artist.

I also speak on a bunch of other subjects that I have absolutely no qualification to weigh in on. This was a lot of fun.

Song intermission: Loyle Carner - Heard 'Em Say (Kanye West Cover) live from BBC Radio 1

Recorded outside the Christ Church in Dublin, Friday night December 8, and while walking around Edinburgh on Tuesday morning, December 12.

On the Friday night in Dublin I call out to some kids drinking on the street, and wonder why the fuck Spanish tour groups are still out at 8pm on a Friday night. Then in Edinburgh I reminisce about a great conversation I had with my friend Josephine THE DAY BEFORE that led to her quitting university to become an artist.

I also speak on a bunch of other subjects that I have absolutely no qualification to weigh in on. This was a lot of fun.

Song intermission: Loyle Carner - Heard 'Em Say (Kanye West Cover) live from BBC Radio 1