Steve has a billion-dollar idea involving William Shatner.

On the pilot episode of their new Wikipedia Wormhole series, the guys use Wikipedia to learn about the making of the video for Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" -- and much, much more. 

The guys are joined by Dr. Jean Alerte, who holds about a million titles including author, podcaster, entrepreneur, distiller of wisdom and former comedy producer. On this episode you’ll learn how to: make more money, gain more confidence, have bars, be less stressed, produce a comedy show (with Kevin Hart!) and get better every day. Among other things. 

In honor of Holmes & Watson coming out this very Christmas morn, the guys Kick & Scream their way through the Carnage that is America's favorite movie knowledge challenge. Happy holidays? No sh*t.

Shawn has a billion-dollar pet feeding idea. Steve has a billion-dollar scented candle idea. So enjoy listening to this episode while we dive, Scrooge McDuck style, into mad ducats yo.

Steve wants to start a cult. Shawn takes issue with a character from “Better Call Saul.”

Also receiving votes: The best family-friendly curse words, Rocky's underrated apartment, a confusingly advertised business and The Real Reason We Don’t Hear About Jamie Foxx Anymore.

Music: "Business In The Front & Party In The Back" by Bobby Joyner & The Sundowners

The guys catch up with their old college pal Seth Wickersham, whom you know from his NFL stories for ESPN The Magazine and his unforgettable star turn in the film "Draft Day." Topics include Patrick Mahomes' ketchup obsession, hanging with Denis Leary, Mizzou memories, LA lessons, phone-answering tips and Pudge Heffelfinger. Because who could forget Pudge Heffelfinger?

Music credits: "Business In The Front & Party In The Back" by Bobby Joyner & The Sundowners and "Glory Days" by Bruce Springsteen