Famously a teacher once told us, “Boys it’s not about the length, it’s all about the girth,” and this week we explore this time-honoured motto. Rohit, in a story that is near and dear to his heart, ponders the plight of the anatomically challenged members of society.

Also this week: acts of fraud, selling your wife, casual racism, terrorist references and more rare units.

Segments this week:

Weekly Reach Around: Like good mates do, the boys get around each other and their week’s events in the most homoerotic segment in podcasting.

The Price is Right: This is definitely an original game that Rohit came up with on his own. Rules are simple: guess the price of some questionable items on Craigslist to the nearest $5.

Osama Bin Segments: Get a behind the scenes look at the creative process as we discuss binned segment ideas. Also we’re probably on some sort of watchlist now.

Dob in a Rare Unit: Are you a rare unit? Is your family full of rare units? Are your mates rare units? Is your boyfriend/girlfriend/spouse a rare unit? If so, write into us and let us know the rarest thing they’ve done.

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FULL PODCAST EPISODES

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📸 KUSH: http://www.instagr.am/kushyyk

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