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Slappin' Bird episodes
- Live from the International Ben Station with Ben and D
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The podly crew takes their show on the road, ten miles up the road that is, to Ben's humble abode. A steaming wolves den with dripping walls that stinks of weed, beer, and pizza. Just what the doctor ordered.
55 min - Live from the International Ben Station with Ben and DThe pod tackles tough topics like Y2K, how each of us have had trouble adjusting to fame, and Fred Durst makes a guest appearance.55 min
- Uncle Ben's Ready Rice
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This episode features Uncle Ben, creator of Uncle Ben's ready rice, revealing the secrets to his irresistible, N'awlean's style rice dishes available in the pasta aisle. On the docket as well are the Kavanaugh hearings, and Brett's chances of winning in a fight against Russell Crowe.
50 min - Uncle Ben's Ready RiceBrett Kavanaugh is placed in a realistic simulation and forced to fight Russell Crowe to the death.50 min
- Let's Get Chrispy with Chris(p) Morin (maker of the Slappin' Bird Artwork)
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Our special guest Chris(p) Morin sits in on an eventful evening interrupt unceremoniously by "Ice Cream Jones" (a recently released pedophile posing as a children's radio talk show host), Western Griparoni (the guru on all things Western Grip), and the Handjob Witch.
1 hr 20 min - Let's Get Chrispy with Chris(p) Morin (maker of the Slappin' Bird Artwork)Chrisp Morin gets more than he bargained for this time.1 hr 20 min
- The Throwed
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We finally reveal the meaning of "slappin' bird"! We are joined by our commandante Damien Grizzly-Fjordensen where we discuss our Bar Mitzvah's and how Nico's Rabbi wore a Go-Pro during his Bris; we formally thank Chris(p) Morin who made our Pod Artwork, we Big Up Dick's Sporting Goods and Modell's, Stericycle, and CVS (our corporate sponsors), and whatever else unfolds in the madness. The Weeknd makes an appearance to plug his tchotchke collection, which is comprehensive. Most of the episode is redacted due to Security reasons, however we were able to undact much of it. And....we're sippin'!
1 hr 6 min - 1 hr 6 min
- Best of Rhode Island! Clam!
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We talk a little about ourselves, CERN, the left buttcheek fuckfest, and Twix, before diving deep into the best things our little state has to offer. Because who said being small had to mean "boring"! Right?! We'll take you on a journey through our humble, yet exciting home! EnjoyY!
51 min - Elon Musk Smokes Crack with Joe Rogan
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In this week's episode we discuss the much-ado on the legendary hand style "western grip", and speak with Elon Musk's attorney about his use of Angel Dust. We're also visited by the Handjob Witch, and descend into madness, but recover. We are also looking for a production assistant to abuse and harass!
31 min
About Slappin' Bird
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Sometimes three, sometimes five best pals and their exquisitely-built equine assistants sometimes get their hands on working audio recording equipment and a stolen WiFi connection in their…
squatters dungeon. A rotating cast of characters including a shape-shifting witch that sexually tortures men in the forest, a French-born pop star who lives in a dream where he isn't a fish-factory worker, Gepetto of Gepetto's Perfect Pets, and an Italian-American national security analyst who poisoned Santa's reindeer with his contaminated spooge, and more.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.
Also, most importantly, we declare Jihad on the Blue Man Group.