On today's 6-15-23 Thursday show: We find out Chidi quit her other job mid-shift over text, a guy refuses to sleep in the same bed as his wife because she doesn't shower after work, Jess admits that she doesn't flush toilet paper, a guy on TikTok faked his own death to teach his family a lesson, we learn in trivia that turtles can breathe through their butts, the A's take another step towards leaving for Vegas, and there is an interesting update to the alien landing story!