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In tonight’s episode of "Crystal’s Nightcap" let’s go on a field trip to the Bronx Zoo, hosting NYC’s Pride March with Frankie Grande, I get flown back home and we hit the County Fair with my boyfriend Zaddy and both our families, we have a tragic battle with a tarantula, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of “Crystal’s Nightcap” we get flown out on AIR CANADA to Toronto, we hit the Bata Shoe museum, the crazy italian festival, take the Toronto subway and walk on the edge of the CN tower, we also hit Southampton where I yeet my phone into the middle of a lake, get hit on by 20-year olds, and get eaten alive by mosquitos and MORE!

In tonight's episode of "Crystal's Nightcap" come live my full itinerary as we tour our dream vacation to Greece! We explore the temples of Athens and Ancient Corinth, jump into the waters and attend a Greek wedding in Santorini, get a little rachet in Mykonos, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of "Crystal’s Nightcap" I made Jesse McCartney laugh, the biggest flop of my radio career, I was on TV again, Willow Smith’s album listening party, my ex is rich and famous now, flying first class for the first time, surprising my mommy for her birthday, I almost killed a woman on the West Side Highway, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of “Crystal’s Nightcap”, Taylor Swift drops her new album, Marc Zuckerburg turns into a Zaddy, it's a Girl Dinner, we hang out with Dua Lipa, living my best 9-year-old fantasy, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of "Crystal’s Nightcap", I was a NYC bus tour guide, the Holy Spirit slapped me in the face, getting my salad tossed on the flight, a surprise party for Zaddy’s family, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of “Crystal’s Nightcap”, we have another a TV appearance, we hit the Top of Rockefeller Center,  let’s check out Olivia Rodrigo’s Tour Bus, I enter Nicki Minaj’s #GagCity, I also enter the emergency room on a gurney, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of “Crystal’s Nightcap” we meet Shakira at Times Square, I get invited to speak at Career Day, a man hits on me in front of my boyfriend Zaddy, the bi-gender restroom rebuttal, my first umbrella swap, and MORE!

In tonight’s episode of “Crystal’s Nightcap” we go home to celebrate my 30nera, some of my family is upset with me, do I blackout at my party?, the SF Botanical Garden, and MORE!