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This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a star-studded cast, Evan Joe, Spaghetti Jake, Emma Perkins, & Adam Gilliland. Once we introduce our guests, Evan Joe explains how he handles getting heckled, Evan Fitz does his poem and inspirational quotes. Dylan and Evan recap their adventure to Florence Italy, play a round of Evan V.S. with Evan Joe and we talk way too much everyone's sisters (Dead, Alive, & about to turn 18). The group gets deep for a moment, debating the universe, simulation theory, and whether Lady Gaga is real or just a person on a screen. Favorite Conspiracy leads Spaghetti to telling his story of infiltrating the ground level of DIA, we learn that Gaybraham Lincoln took it from behind at the Theatre and the south was way too lusty for slavery. We do a cheers to Evan Fitzgerald's break from drinking and the group breaks down some very important historical moments. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world.

This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have a newer person to the Denver comedy scene, Mike Craven. Chicago, Skateboarding, and running for office in Kentucky. Mike talks about his life B.C. (Before Colorado), avoiding the family business, and photography. The boys discuss there being more to life than comedy, baby making music in Idaho and abandoned building in Chicago. Austin and Mike also discuss living a life without alcohol. Guests on the show are encouraged to be genuine, while no subject is off the table. It is a judgment free space to talk about those subjects that aren't normally discussed in everyday life. Guests open up about those stories and personal experiences that maybe they haven't shared before or would like to get off their chest. The goal is to be unrestricted and transparent.

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast, for the very first time, we have just the two hosts of the show Dylan Kantor & Evan Fitzgerald and they are much Better Together. This special episode opens with Evan's inability to understand Jamaican, STD tests in church and Dylan's Sneaky Skills (NOT creepy skills). Evan tells his story of seeing Jack Johnson (he counted the naps) and begins the episode with a poem and misquotes. After coming up with more accurate dispensary names, Dylan asks the hard-hitting questions about Evan's drinking, and also tells a story of Eskimo using a blunt wrap to acquire bud. We dive a bit into the most famous Judge Mathis speech for young lost boys (like Dylan). Where is the love? We also watch the most Australian man going for glory, debate the Rise of Dark Brandon, and highlight a few good guys to cap the end of "Good Guy Summer". Evan and Dylan go down the playlist of songs that Johnny Cash should have covered, and it's a new Era in comedy for the boys, look out for our soon to be released 11-minute Netflix special. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. 

In this episode, the two hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Laura Lundsten recap their summer adventures over some pizza for squares. Laura's business is booming, shes getting old and gushing blood. Evan's car is like brand new, and he awkwardly ran into half of the Black Keys. The two recap their summer of movies, concerts, making fun of Bridgerton and getting wet for Henry Cavil. Laura discloses her methods of manipulation in the sims and Evan asserts that Diabetics are way cooler than wheezing asthmatics. After going through the new soundboard, Laura accuses Evan of being afraid of the "Red Puss" and she flexes her vaginal hubris. Evan & Laura have been together for 10 years. This podcast captures what it's like for two high school sweethearts to remain in love, but forever continuing to be Permanently Unengaged.  

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two guests that have just returned from a month-long summer tour together and now in studio they recap their insane adventure. The two were spoken to by God, used a trick to buy weed in any strip club in the United States, and explain what exactly a "Ball" of weed is. Grambo recounts a few of his standout stripper moments from the trip (getting hustled, falling in love, and putting them in "time out"), meeting real life Florida woman, and PJ breaking antique bench of stage. Their tour kicked off in Evan's hometown, so they bond over Florida's weirdness, and PJ tells his story of redemption for 17-year-old Pj. They saw Trump in the wild, interactions with police and tell just how badly Grambo fumbled his one wingman mission. What was their soundtrack for 80% of the drive? How did Pj find Grambo's condom? What made Grambo confess his Love for PJ? All that is answered and so much more. These two have a clear bond and connection after traveling together and the tour has really inspired and changed Grambo in many ways. Pj has taught Grambo a lot, but above all, take the cruise. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. The hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Dylan Kantor thank our guests for coming by the studio and appreciate every listen and share!

Jeremy Cash and Cory Stevens are two Denver based comedians that have started a podcast to help solve the world's problems. Taking on one issue at a time, these two misinformed gentlemen are offering guidance and new ideas to assist those in need. Everyone has problems, we're here to solve them. Send in questions and issues that you need advice on, and we might have a solution or product that will help you.

This week on the show our call-in guest is ShaNae Ross. She's been having some trouble with her income at work as a lifeguard at swimming pools. We try to help with a few solutions.

This podcast was produced and edited by: Slaughterhouse Studios

This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have "The Young Gun" Evan Joe. Opening the episode with Evan explaining his violent cartoons, his story of experimenting with batches of cumbers, and his multiple stays in "The Cage". At the age of 21, Evan has experienced more than most grown adults. Austin asks Evan a few questions as the "Young Club" about roast battles, making fun of others, being authentic and being able to get people to laugh at the darkness. Evan gets passionate about his addictions, from reptiles to magic, he gets overly obsessed. Evan explains his feelings about magic, how it teaches you to not believe everything you see, and how a good joke on stage, is comparable to a good magic trick at the mall. After a dive into Evan's sad suicide attempts, (carrying the bullet that didn't fire, filling pockets full of rocks, and tacking a tack to his wrist) Austin and Evan talk about the difference between a bit and a lie and the only time Austin thinks lying is acceptable. Evan tells us about the difficulty his mom went through trying to raise such a rebel and the group talks about some very violent things. Guests on the show are encouraged to be genuine, while no subject is off the table. It is a judgment free space to talk about those subjects that aren't normally discussed in everyday life. Guests open up about those stories and personal experiences that maybe they haven't shared before or would like to get off their chest. The goal is to be unrestricted and transparent.

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have a Denver staple in the comedy scene, Dylan Dean. Beginning with Dylan D admitting to taking some literal shots at the Slaughterhouse, Dylan K used to bounce old creeps out of parties, Evan offers a few misquotes to get things started. We decide Alex Jones not only hurt people that didn't exist, and Alex is actually Joe Rogan's Tyler Durden, and what's further than stupid with the Black Eyed Peas. Dylan D explains his lack of respect in the scene, and why he can't return to the Aurora theatre and Spaghetti factory. We play around of Dylan v.s. and he doesn't count himself out until it's about ants. (Evan kills all ants but the toddlers, a metaphor for the US military) We dive into Evan Nation, the history of Pleather, and how an ice scraper became Dylan D's first CD. We do a few favorite segments like Favorite conspiracy (Zeppelin is perverted), Best of the Worst (Pol Pot was correct & the Kims are liars) and a game of "Weed strain or Cause of Pain". Dylan K talks about the original preroll, the power of cat piss do pee that way, and we have a "Moment of Outrage". (Both Dylan's are outraged). After coming up with a few Recreational Outing ideas, we do a game of "Guess the Hip Hop track", watch a video of a religious nut, and close out with the 420 code. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. The hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Dylan Kantor thank our guests for coming by the studio and appreciate every listen and share!

This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have a member of South Broadway royalty, the only Denver comic with over 60 albums and Kennedy of the Baker Neighborhood, Mike Coppolino. Once Mike is able to "find his voice", we learn why Wednesday is the official time for toad licking, and the importance of measuring your doors correctly, if at all. Mike tells us about his origins in Radio, being raised by a scientist and we do a few commercials for Mike's future and past businesses. When Mike begins his Clown Agency commercial, something happens to Mike, and he breaks in a way Austin and Evan couldn't have imagined. We dive into the trauma clearly instilled into Mike; Coke, Clowns, and constant harassment. With a history of pimping clowns, performing close to piers and breaking into abandoned places with homeless people, Mike is full of wisdom and experience. Austin asks about young Mike, and he explains his early life in southern California living with punk bands and developing his New York attitude. Mike loves music (some repetitive, some not), but he takes through the 80's San Diego punk scene, also he shares his dreams of someday being on a cruise and we end with him doing the cleverest of plugs for his upcoming dates. Mike Coppolino is a man, myth and legend all wrapped up into one. We did our best to capture this human in the form of a podcast. Guests on the show are encouraged to be genuine, while no subject is off the table. It is a judgment free space to talk about those subjects that aren't normally discussed in everyday life. Guests open up about those stories and personal experiences that maybe they haven't shared before or would like to get off their chest. The goal is to be unrestricted and transparent.

This podcast is a verbal violent Roast Battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle. Recorded live on 8.12.22 at Jad's Mile High Smokehouse & LOST Episode was recorded 6.24.22. Filmed by Evan Joe & Carlos Morales. 

The Battles featured in this episode: 

8.12.22: Erin Rose v.s. Damon Howard, James Malles v.s. Jason Fearn, Ethan Everhart v.s. Corey Cooley, & Spaghetti Jake v.s. Adam Gilliland.

Panel on this episode: Dylan Dean, Josh Creedon & Evan Joe.

Lost Episode 6.24.22: Evan Davis v.s. Jen Sutherland, Josh Creedon v.s Adam Gilliland, Hannah Popkin v.s. Dylan Kantor, & Jamal Reed v.s. Quentin Johnson. 

This Battle was sponsored by: Roasty Ghost Coffee