Slaughterhouse Studios

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have stand-up comedian and storytelling phenom, Brandon Patrick. This wild episode open with us looking back to the fall of the Hulkster, how it led to Donald Trump, and how can we find a wife as cool as Bubba's? Bradon tells a story of how Dad's today explain the "F" word to kids, why Dick Chaney couldn't have shot JFK even if he wanted to, the real reason he is no longer blonde and why he always wears a suit on stage. We finally introduce our guest and plug a few of his credits, like Unsolved Mysteries (he wanted to solve the mystery), he gives a gnarly endorsement of his condoms, and calls out his rival, just to explain his plan to sabotage them. After going through the Prince & Carmen Electra connection, Brandon talks about working with legends like D. L. Hughley, Dick Gregory and Paul Mooney. Brandon also admits to shooting his shot with Killer Mike for lunch and it inspires Dylan to tell his stories and trying and failing to see Run the Jewels multiple times. We do Favorite Conspiracy, Evan gives a gift to Dylan and it leads perfectly into a game about Purple Rain Trivia and one person crushes the other. We come to the conclusion the Roger Waters is just lefty Kid Rock, Bruce Lee is not Bruce Wayne and Evan says what nobody else is willing to say about Ali. The rest of the episode is all over the place with the group talking about jewish parties, fingerbanging, Brandon's "hot girl table", Black market gambling, casino air isn't real, a local comic losing 10,000 dollars by betting on red, in Vegas and which spiderman is inarguably the best. We end with a few bits, games and probably offensive banter. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. The hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Dylan Kantor thank our guests for coming by the studio and appreciate every listen and share!

Kelsey Rosen & Hannah Popkin are two Denver based comedians that love each other possibly too much. This podcast captures two hilarious humans figuring out what it means to be well, as they explore the moments and subjects in life that make us all say YIKIES!! This episode opens organically with Kelsey explaining her cave of calmness (Hannah thinks it sucks), Evan admits he gives Florida kisses, and they plug their upcoming show this week Aug 26th. Kelsey and Hannah share as much as they can about their weekend getaway vacation to the dream destination of Greeley Co, and we tell our Yikies!! moments of the month. Evan was shot at, Summer Hannah is dead, and Kelsey goes on multiple rants about everything from television shows to images of wine in Istanbul, and in conclusion, Kelsey is feeling unbalanced and has missed a lot of therapy. Evan asks a few questions, one about jealousy in his own personal life and another about tactics to use within an argument. Hannah breaks down how to tell when Kelsey is truly angry (it's all in the knuckles) and the two discuss how they help each other avoid being emotionally reactive. We learn Hannah has analytical powers she can use for evil and a story the show Kelsey has been emasculating men from a young age. The episode ends with a round of Yikies! or Me Likies! and it produces all kinds of hot takes like skinny dipping is for cave times, Kelsey's obsession with WW2 movies and Hannah is cool with foot stuff as long as she gets something afterwards. 

Link For Tickets to Yikies!: ROCKPILE Comedy: YIKIES! | WideRightBillsMafia (widerightdenver.com)

https://www.widerightdenver.com/event-details/rockpile-comedy-yikies-2022-08-26-20-30

Every 4th Friday 8:30pm Hannah Popkin & Kelsey Rosen share the stage with their friends to ask... ARE WE ALL OK? Watch them figure out what it means to be well as they explore the moments that make us say, YIKIES!! $7 Presale $9 at door All seats are at tables.

This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have the very funny and extremely open book, Chris Wellman. Austin begins the show with a story of his first and last rodeo, (until the kin rodeo is born) and the two discuss their recent sexual experiences with Chris's being a real doozie. that leads to Chris explaining "pre-prison sex", how the van life chose him, and his childhood background of moving around military bases around the US. We learn how Chris became the "Strawberry Queen", what led to the dissolving of his relationship with his Dad, and why he eventually left the church. (Taking church tactics, later to the kink community. Chris tells us how harmful abstinence can be in both the sex and drug community and explains how he stepped up to educate those that don't know the issues that come with lack of preparation and communication. There's no shame in getting tested, and safety in all forms reduces harm, and increases pleasure. Chis now acts as the resource he could've used as a teen, by working with Colorado CAL (center for alternative lifestyles). Towards the end we talk a bit about comedy and how Chris has worked his sex life into his material, and his orgins of making jokes about himself from his adolsecence when he had to make fun of his trembles before the other kids could. by owning the joke, Chris could own the laughter. Guests on the show are encouraged to be genuine, while no subject is off the table. It is a judgment free space to talk about those subjects that aren't normally discussed in everyday life. Guests open up about those stories and personal experiences that maybe they haven't shared before or would like to get off their chest. The goal is to be unrestricted and transparent.

Dylan Kantor and Austin Ledabski are two Denver based comedians that started a podcast to capture all things sports. This week we are missing our 3rd host Derric Ragsdale on the show, and we recorded from our new Slaughterhouse North Studio. Coming back with a lot to talk about, the boys open with expressing their excitement about the Avalanche's Stanley Cup win, the value of free throws and the history behind Hack-A-Shaq. Evan brings up a Florida sports term before we talk about upcoming Nuggets games and decide which jersey is best for a new Nuggets fan. Dylan talks about his Boner for Bones, he tells his story of winning tickets on the radio because of "Friends" and trades in the NBA coming into the season. We then move into NFL preseason/predictions and the elitism within Broncos tickets. After going through the many teams of Josh Johnson, go through the Grimer situation (should be solved through knock-out) and breakdown the LIV controversy. Dylan explains everything going on with Vince Mcmahon stepping down from the WWE and Austin explains his WWE investment. We discuss being better athletes than we think we are, radio show scummy interviews and the Bill Russell impact on the NBA/ number retirement. Throughout the show Austin reminds us all, Avalanche are coming down a mountain, like a fountain, but Evan still insists his home team will win. With thoughts and run-throughs of past games and predictions about future games, this show is your one stop shop for all things sports. This podcast is recorded in Denver and is a Slaughterhouse Studios production.

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two pizza lovers, Emily Cornelius and Jake Tupitza. We begin with a story about a they-care in a superheros basement, Evan's silent D, and Dylan's cool venue V.S. his even cooler venue. Emily has her couch selling skills questioned, she informs us on her favorite tiks to tok, and Jake gives an MLB steroids update. We reminisce back to Virginia and discuss the street jokes that "everyone knows" about West Virginia. We get to the bottom of Jake's last name, Dylans high school nickname and that leads to a debate about labels. We ask a few questions ranging from VT being underrated and all the Pizza do's and don'ts. A debate about dinner with Dylan being like a democracy or a dictatorship, ends with Evan offending all of Mexico. Which then opens the path for us to create the most offensive pizzas ever. We do a few favorite segments like Favorite Conspiracy (JFK is an alien) and Best of the Worst (The fashions within Fascism). We do an art segment, comparing the art of Jeff Kohen, George Bush and Hitler. Evan ranks Jack Black's films and the conversation drifts quickly back to guac. That leads with a discovery about Hitler's "gas problem" and we break down the crossover of Hitler to Voldemort or Harry Potter and either way Dylan will defend the series. Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. The hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Dylan Kantor thank our guests for coming by the studio and appreciate every listen and share!

Misinfomecials Presents: Man In The Van with Jacob Jonas. Jacob has set out on a cross-country adventure, and he will be calling in occasionally to update us on his journey. This is true journalism in its highest form. This episode captures Jacob as he's first arriving at the Gathering of the Juggalos and he gave us a live reaction on the phone as he's walking around the grounds of the festival. The interview continues with Jacob calling back after experiencing both the Gathering of the Juggalos and The Creationist Museum. The Gathering was an insane experience for Jacob, and he gives us a recap of the whole 4-day journey. He then goes into the story of his adventure at the Creationist Museum and explains how wildly insane the contrast is between going from The Gathering to The Museum. The Love, Hate and Chaos this man has witnessed so far is truly wicked and we're excited to have out Man in the Van keeping us up to date on the pulse of America. 

Check out Jacob's channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCujNO4Cz42WodqT89GhR0Jw/featured 

He is doing a series called Free or Dead. Subscribe to his YouTube to see his series that will be capturing his entire journey across the country and all of the chaos along the way.

This podcast is a verbal violent Roast Battle hosted by Austin Langely and recorded live by Slaughterhouse Studios. Various standup comedians face up against each other in a war of insults and the victor of each battle is judged by the applause of the audience. This Denver based competition is a head-to-head fight with 5 rounds per Roast Battle, as well a few opening sets of traditional stand-up to get the show kicked off. Recorded live on 7-22-22 at Wide Right. Filmed by Evan Joe & Carlos Morales.

The Battles featured in this episode: Joshua Beaver vs. Jake Tuptiza, John Henry vs. Jared Chandler, & Divesh Patel vs. Adam Gilliland.

Panel on this episode: Spaghetti Jake & Evan Joe.

This Battle was sponsored by: Roasty Ghost Coffee 

This show features local Denver comedians in a space where they can say whatever they want, and we are not a success until we have someone lose their job at SNL. This week on the podcast we have two hilarious guests, Aj Finney and Mitch Jones. Evan opens the episode as a purple belt in Spanish and reads some prepared quotes before we dive briefly into the Beckitionary. Just while brainstorming, the group comes up with a few ways that flamethrowers could really change the game for both fireworks, as well as mass shootings. Mitch gives some movie recommendations, Aj explains to Evan that he definitely didn't earn his "Dead Wings", and that's when the genre of Juggalo Jam is born. After Evan tells his Tubing story where his honor was tested, The Jacuzzi Boys stop by to plug some dates and promote their French Onion Soup (they're all out of spoons). Mitch and Aj talk about their first CD's, then we do a news story about some evil soul suckers and play a game of Headliners fill in the Headlines. That leads to the creation of the greatest sandwich shop idea, and we force Dog the Alien Hunter out of retirement. In the Favorite Conspiracy segment, we get the bottom of Big Foot, Cryptid, Monster Truck, or BOTH. Mitch informs everyone to do their own research on Jay-Z's connections to DIA, we build a profile on the kind of person that would train monkeys to steal babies and watch a video of a Poptart that doesn't believe in gravity. That inspires a recent Poptart story from Evan and Dylan stops us from accidentally getting the grimiest person out of Russian prison. (The Jacuzzi Boys ate all the soup) Throughout the show, we break down jokes, tell stories from the local scene and discuss all of the important things happening all around the world. The hosts Evan Fitzgerald and Dylan Kantor thank our guests for coming by the studio and appreciate every listen and share!

Kelsey Rosen & Hannah Popkin are two Denver based comedians that love each other possibly too much. This podcast captures two hilarious humans figuring out what it means to be well, as they explore the moments and subjects in life that make us all say YIKIES!! This episode begins with group coming back from doing DMT, jumping back into Yikies! or Me Likies! with discussions about whorpions and Kelsey seeing a dead body as a kid. After a breakdown of our percentages of Harry V.S. Sally, the girls debate sharing passwords with partners and Hannah's issue with the relationship growing between Kelsey and the other Popkins. That leads to us learning about the evil "Window Washer", and how Hannah found her "Cool Girl Energy". We go down memory lane on past intimate moments, and that's when Laura Lundsten (Permanently Unengaged Podcast) joins the podcast with a story/mystery. Evan gets educated on the pandemic of men educating women on Crypto, and Laura gets asked about Evan's sexual sock habits. The Up-Dating segment gets wild when Hannah says a disturbing thing about knowing people within 30 seconds and Kelsey is angry, sad and lonely. This episode is pretty unhinged with some very funny stories and a constant flip-flopping from talks about siblings to sexuality. Part 2 of 2.

Link For Tickets to Yikies!: ROCKPILE Comedy: YIKIES! | WideRightBillsMafia (widerightdenver.com)

https://www.widerightdenver.com/event-details/rockpile-comedy-yikies-2022-07-22-20-30

Every 4th Friday 8:30pm Hannah Popkin & Kelsey Rosen share the stage with their friends to ask... ARE WE ALL OK? Watch them figure out what it means to be well as they explore the moments that make us say, YIKIES!! $7 Presale $9 at door All seats are at tables.

This show features open and honest conversations with host, Austin Langley. This week on the podcast we have the amazing Calvin Reid. We come back to record as soon as we figure out where the sound was coming from, and we discuss Calvin's love for learning, taking notes within a coffee shop, and not being responsible for the lives of others. After a bit of TV talk, Austin explains how being nice in life can pay off in prison. Calvin tells us about his "sassy" default as a child, drunkenly crushing college campus tours while walking backwards, and his opinions on going first in show cases/ awareness on stage. As a group we defend our generation, Evan shares a sad college statistic, and we play a round of "Urban Dictionary Guessing Game". Towards the end of the episode, Calvin asks Austin a few questions, Evan squeezes in a segment of "Calvin Reads" and we learn about Calvin's love for comic books and superheroes. Guests on the show are encouraged to be genuine, while no subject is off the table. It is a judgment free space to talk about those subjects that aren't normally discussed in everyday life. Guests open up about those stories and personal experiences that maybe they haven't shared before or would like to get off their chest. The goal is to be unrestricted and transparent.

This Episode Is Part 2 of 2.