DOOMSDAY'S BACK NEXT WEEK! In the meantime, I dare you to try and like my gift to you.

Not many podcasts would go out of their way to be boring, let alone brag about being the world’s most boring podcast. Welcome to Sleep Manuals: a how-to guide to sleep.

Whether it’s a 2001 Mitsubishi VCR or a 1988 Whirlpool refrigerator, together we will learn more than you likely thought possible about various appliances from throughout the history of human invention. And we’ll be covering their complete user guides and instruction manuals, cover to cover, word for word.

So, find a calming, special place, rest your head, relax your body, and feel the tension evaporate from your limbs, as we explore the in-depth minutiae of the 1985 Motorola 8000S Portable Cellular Telephone. Full disclosure, I started this project a long time ago, but it is even more boring to record than to listen to. So without further ado, sorry about this - best of luck - back on schedule shortly.