SLEEP NOTHINGS

Listen to nature sounds of a forest river while I read from an elevator repair manual. I hope it's not too exciting that it doesn't help you sleep.

Sweet Dreams. 13 minutes.

Fall asleep to the sound of ocean waves ...  and me, reading weather forecasts.

Sweet Dreams. 14 Minutes.

Listen to rain fall in a forest while I help you load a paper tray, fix a paper jam, and replace an ink cartridge for your HP printer. Sweet Dreams.

13 Minutes.

Listen to soft piano and birds (little birdies!) while I explain the making glass process. Sweet Dreams.

12 Minutes.

Listen to rain in the forest as I read an excerpt from Mastercard's Terms of Use. 

Sweet Dreams.

13 Minutes

Listen to ambient music while I read from Part 1, Article 2 (two of my favourites) from the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade (GATT). Sweet dreams.

13 minutes.

Listen to nature sounds heard by a forest river while I read how to cook some rice and canned soup. Sweet Dreams.
10 Minutes.

Listen to ambient piano music while I read a random person's Open Letter to their grandma found on the Internet Machine. Sweet Dreams.
12 Minutes.

Listen to a forest rain while I read to you (for free!) Bowling Alley Maintenance Tips. You're Welcome. And Sweet Dreams.
11 Minutes.

This is like a real sleep meditation episode. Enjoy. Sweet Dreams.
10 Minutes (and a little bit more)