SLEEP NOTHINGS

Listen to ocean waves on a beach while I read five steps to cutting your own hair from Laurakcollins.com. LaurakCollins!!!! Do you know who she is??!!!! Neither do I.

Sweet Dreams.

13 minutes.

Hey, having trouble sleeping? Maybe you've got racoons in your attic? Or maybe it's a gassy gut? If it's racoons, listen to piano music while I read off 5 tips to remove them. If it's gas, maybe go for a poopy?

Sweet dreams.

11 minutes.

Listen to a babbling brook (babbling!) while I read definitions of slang words by decade, starting with the 1920's. Remember the 20's? I don't think you do. But if you do, I don't think you need a Sleep Aid app.

Sweet Dreams.

19 minutes. (Yep, I worked overtime on this one.)

Listen to forest river nature sounds while I read off the most popular Google searches.

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes.

Listen to the sound of ocean waves crashing up on shore while I read Tylenol Extra Strength Drug Facts as printed on the bottle label.

Sweet Dreams.

15 minutes.

Listen to a cozy crackling fireplace while I read from the National Fire Protection Association® (NFPA®)  website about preparing homes for wildfire.

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to me read song lyrics while the sound of waves washing up on shore play in the background. Oh, and maybe you can hear my dishwasher and neighbour's snowblower in the background. If you can, consider this a Bonus Episode. Who doesn't like a bonus?

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes.

Listen to sounds of a forest river (a forest river!) as I tell you about The Tea Act of 1773: The Catalyst of the Boston Tea Party. Yep. And it's all free. FREE! 

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to forest sounds while I read off the Taco Bell menu. Mmmmmmm. Now go to sleep, you big baby. Sweet Dreams.

12 Minutes.

Listen to some ambient music while I recap the Pirates vs Yankees baseball game from October 3, 1960. Sweet Dreams.

13 minutes.