SLEEP NOTHINGS

You've asked them -- I know you have.

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes.

Ocean Sounds ...  My voice leading you through the brick-laying process.

Sounds sweet, huh?  It is.

Sweet Dreams.

12 Minutes

Hey. Listen to me read several kids jokes. And some rain. Some soothing rain. Oh, and a teensy tiny amount of thunder (don't worry, it's the gentle kind). Don't be a baby, it's just a little thunder. And just jokes. Just jokes. 

Sweet dreams.

10 minutes.

Hey. Listen to me repeat a few comments I've received trying to sell items on Facebook Marketplace. I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. I like buying items on Facebook Marketplace, but I hate selling items on Facebook Marketplace. Oh, and there's the sound of waves on a beach in the background. That's a nice tough, huh? Now listen up, and get some sleep.

Sweet dreams.

11 minutes.

Do you like the sound of a river in a forest? And little birdies? Well then, you might like this. And as a bonus, you get a quick summary of Pickleball rules. Who doesn't want that, right? So here you go. Enjoy, and get some sleep. And Kevin (you know who you are), maybe listen closely to these rules.

P.S. I might have fallen asleep once while recording this.

Sweet dreams.

11 minutes.

Hey. Listen to me read the Ins and Outs of Mating in Rabbits, as outlined by EveryPaw Pet Insurance. Oh, and with some soothing sounds of a running stream and birds in the background. That sounds nice, huh? That's because it is. 

Sweet dreams.

11 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on the beach while getting some tips on male body grooming. Sounds like a good plan, huh?

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes

Maybe you're having trouble sleeping because you didn't know the new names of some Crayola colored pencils. I know, that can be stressful. If so, this should help. And the sounds of a rain forest. 

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes

Listen to the sound of rain in a forest while I tell you how to install a ceiling fan.

Sweet Dreams.

10 minutes.

How is a cardboard box made, you ask? Let me tell you. While I put you to sleep. With the sound of rain in the forest. Sounds good, huh? NOW GO TO SLEEP!

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.