SLEEP NOTHINGS

Listen to soft piano and little birdies while I tell you how to build a birdhouse. Yes, a birdhouse. A house, for birds.

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to waves crashing on a beach (is that where you're going?) while I read off a list of stuff you need to pack. But don't start packing now. Just go to sleep.

Sweet Dreams.

12 minutes.

Listen to me tell you how to weed your garden. From thegardencontinuum.com. Maybe you know it? I doubt it. Who cares ... Just go to sleep.

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to me read a list of Movie Titles Turned to Porn Titles. If you want. You don't have to. BTW, I didn't make these up. And I didn't watch any of them. I'm pretty sure I didn't. Oh, and some soothing beach sounds. I think that's nice. Beach sounds are nice.

Sweet Dreams. Or whatever kind of dreams you have tonight.

10 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sounds of little birdies and piano while I read about Birding for Beginners. What could be better?

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to ambient music while I explain the rules of curling to you. Because it's important to know the rules. Maybe not.

Sweet Dreams.

11 minutes.

Do you still not know how to fold clothes? Who are you, and what's wrong with you? Learn how to fold clothes while ambient music plays in the background.

Sweet Dreams.

13 minutes.

Listen to the soothing sound of waves crashing onto an ocean beach while I read Indianapolis traffic reports.

Sweet Dreams.

14 minutes.

Listen to Mamma Mia piano, ballad version  (check out ABBA Piano Covers, on YouTube) while I read the lyrics to the song, backwards. Why? Why not?

Sweet Dreams.

11 Minutes.

Listen to rain in a forest while I describe to you what you'll learn while Obtaining a Certificate in Data (zzzzzzzzz)  Analytics (zzzzzzzzzz).

Sweet Dreams.

10 minutes.