The extra 12 minutes in which we were all actually asleep has been edited out YOU ARE WELCOME.

I’ll just leave this right here.  

G kinda goes off the rails on this one.  He’s very into farts, butts, wieners, etc.  I try to convince him I’m not recording the “audio book,” bold faced lying to my child for the sake of content.  Theme song by Scott Mongillo, vocals by Grady and Jeannie. 

We discuss our favorite subject.  Lunch.  Check out the new theme song!  Thank you to Scott Mongillo for this lullaby.  Vocals by Grady and Jeannie.

Jeannie is sick.  Normal sick #blessed.  Grady is curious about a vaccine and discovers that he’s being recorded.  Lots of gross and annoying sounds on this.  Might be a good one to skip, TBH.  Sorry to our sponsors.  Just kidding, we don’t have sponsors.

Jeannie wants short hair but Grady doesn’t think she’s skinny enough for it. She’ll show him with a) a verbal course correction and b) a bad haircut!  Don’t let society or your 7 year old put their weird standards on you! 

Ok, we gave up on Little Women, but we started the Chronicles of Narnia.  In the wrong order.  And we talked about Nipples.

Grady gives up on Little Women. Grady doesn’t like my grilled cheese. Ghordo writes us a theme song and I’m trying to figure out how to add my angelic voice to it. 

We’re slowly recovering from Little House on the Prairie by trying to get into Little Women... no success this far. We’re also learning more about the playground at school. And, well, you already read the title.  🤷🏼‍♀️

We do some online shopping for solid shampoo and Ozzy Osbourne drops by to sing us a song.