The first of many nights during which Grady crawls his feet up the wall all the way to the ceiling and we discover he has only washed his feet, like, 3 times in his life.

Grady clearly does not remember the day.

Grady’s nighttime hotness inspires him to desire million propellers blowing Grady across Cook Inlet.   

Grady denies having weed tea.  

A bit of a milestone boiled down into a sleepyish convo with Grady.  Eric shares a highly exclusive family recipe.  

No one is sleepy.  

Look, I’m not a doctor of teeth.  Grady seems to think I am.  

Dad pisses Grady off in a very human way.  

Sawyer babbles incoherently about his breakfast order for “good morning.” Grady is super specific with his five egg yolks.  I try to push cold OJ but Grady shoots it down.  Most importantly, Sawyer discovers he’s on a podcast.  Episode ends abruptly.  Just like my parenting wins.