John likes Sharpies. Georgi wants to lick someone's thicc thighs. Austin mentions how he lost his virginity. And our guest Nick (30 yo straight cis man)talks about sex in God's house and a terrible date he went on recently. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin talks about making love to pizzas. John saw Joker in theaters and was scared. Georgi interrupts Austin. And our guest Mars (26 yo mostly straight cis woman) wants farm-raised intimacy and does not have porous boundaries. Check her out on Spotify at Ciderdown! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi wants to be high on methamphetamine and is embarrassed by rose quartz. Austin is like RAAAAAIIIIINNNN. John finds a partner for his movie & tv show podcast. And our guest John (32 yo straight cis man)hates first dates, didn't yank his chain for 5 years in his 20's and educates us on why you can't have sex with your cousins. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

We had a full episode, ready to go. However, after discussing it amongst the three of us, we decided against releasing it. Instead, here is a clip of John doing an impression. ENJOY! And we'll be back to our regularly scheduled content next week :D

Georgi gets nervous (and makes a surprise announcement during the Patreon break!). John does misogyny. Austin saw a movie. And our guest Chris (24 straight cis man) talks about boob kisses, his first crush and how awkward his first was.(CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi loves negging. John needs a pedicure. Austin needs to book tickets. And our guest Andrew (20-yo gay cis man) talks his virginity to a porn star, going to a co-ed boarding school and more! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Georgi talks about her big lady lumps. John talks about D&D. Austin mentions Dominos twice. And our guest Antonia (28 yo straight, latinx cis woman) talks about cookies, how race plays into dating men and awkward biting. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

John doesn't know how phones work. Austin talks about the hit PBS show Dragon Tales. Georgi is having a dry spell. And our guest Carolyn (26yo, nonbinary queerdo) is, in their own words, a terrible, nonbinary butch. They perform on ImprovBoston's Harold Night with the team Mesa as well as in two indie projects, Wham Bam, Thank You Fam and NonBAEnary. Carolyn also sporadically does standup! (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

Austin poops his pants. John is extremely uncomfortable. Georgi believes he placenta belongs to the mother. And our guest Sticks (22 yo straight man, @sticksy617) talks about his internet fame from TikTok, how much he loves salmon and managing DMs. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)

SPECIAL EPISODE: Our guest is one of the hosts of "Hooked On Weird Stuff" a new podcast where a youthful legal mind enlightens an old grizzled ex-con about weird stuff.

John doesn't wear a shirt the entire episode. Georgi will send you feet pics. Austin calls out John's stupid idea. And our guest Kevin (35 yo straight cis-man) (or is he 29, or 44...) is a married dude who talks about sex at an Autozone and his "friend" train brain Craig. (CONTENT WARNING: THIS PODCAST TALKS ABOUT SEX, SEXUALITY AND UNCOMFORTABLE SITUATIONS THAT SOME MAY FIND DISTURBING OR TRIGGERING.)