Slop Quest

This episode is history in the making! We have on our second ever female guest, Raelyn Nelson of the Raelyn Nelson Band. We talk to her about having a famous Grandfather (hint: she calls him Papa Willie). The convo runs the gamut: from her love of stand up to how she got into music. She pulls back the curtain on the music scene in Nashville.  Alsll, we play her a song O'Neill wrote to see if she thinks he has the chops. She even came prepared with notes on things she wanted to tell the listeners of the D+O podcast (it's all D+O show lore). She was a good sport and a lot of fun, so give this a listen! Yeeeeha!

Welcome aboard. We start this week's show with some Diaz brother talk and then get into "who had the better bit?" It's Blac Chyna vs. a 26 year old politician from North Carolina. It's a REAL battle because both bits are really funny. And finally! The long wait is over. We hear the results of Aaron's softball championship game. Did team Pizza Party win? Well, listen for the blow-by-blow description of this thrilling event. How do you follow that? Well, maybe by talking about fictosexuals, aka people who are into fictional characters. In Japan, people are marrying them. Extra, extra hear all about it! We close it out by listening to an unearthed clip of a guy we used to open mic with and discussing if bad comedy can be funny.

Danish starts 'er out by making a big announcement about someone involved with the show. After that, we inquire about an injury we noticed that Aaron had. O'Neill reports a clown battle, and Danish tells a story about seeing an up and coming unicyclist practicing his moves. Danish asks O'Neill if he heard about a group of Christians singing religious songs on a plane, and this type of behavior is discussed. We grill Aaron about his softball bat and if he doctors it and find out a strange thing the city of Burbank is doing with taxpayer money. We then discuss a story of a woman and man getting into an altercation, and the man ended up getting kissed and having part of his tongue bit off. After that, it's a tale of a cock fight gone wrong! We also talk about a car thief who went back to where he stole the car to scold a parent for leaving their kid in the car when he stole it. O'Neill shares a story about a longtime zamboni driver who recently lost his job. Danish wraps it up by telling a story about a celebrity family.

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O'Neill opens the show with a few tidbits from a recent show he did in Venice, and Aaron hits the guys with his signature bit. He follows-up with a story from a recent show at the Comedy Store. After that, we get into the Netflix documentary series, Bad Vegan. We also discuss a recent youtube video where two brothers spend a day with Steven Seagal and even get to train with the "great master". As per usual, Steve drops some SERIOUS wisdom and that can't be missed. There's also some softball convo with Aaron (he's a manager of two teams!). We get into some stories that went down at the 50th anniversary of the Comedy Store shindig. And that'll do it for another edition of the Danish and O'Neill podcast. Thanks, folks!

Sadly, this could be the last appearance of John Little on the show. He's leaving Los Angeles. Hear where he'll be next. We try to help him with ideas on different approaches to showbiz and other ventures we think could bring him the big bucks. We share some of our favorite memories we had together and get into comics he managed to piss off at the Comedy Store. If it's the last time we hear from him, then it's a pretty good send off. Good luck, Johnny! The Danish and O'Neill podcast salutes you!

This week's show kicks off with a much needed update about something we discussed a few shows ago. It's a cautionary tale and must be heard. After that, Danish brings up how Nate Diaz has become the voice of reason in the UFC. He wants other fighters to start behaving themselves! Also, a crazy stunt gone wrong invovling a Tesla and a steep street in Los Angeles is discussed. And, a SHOCKING look into the show's demographic breakdown is revealed. Naturally, the convo turns towards the show's favorite baseball team, the Savannah Bananas. Also, we find out that Aaron is a decorated softball player and the manager of two teams! Danish talks about a very young dirt biker he saw on the streets. We also analyze the tale of a Brazilian pop star going to the hospital for what she claims was holding in her farts. A scary stalker story is also given the D+O treatment. And we close with various news and notes, and O'Neill poses a question about who would win in a battle of classic children's book characters.

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The show starts with O'Neill talking about some new people he met on his recent comedy trip to Utah. That devolves into talking about arcades, and Aaron shares an off the beaten path arcade game he enjoyed. It then transitions back into ski/comedy trip talk (keep up!). Danish talks about a comedian who likes disrupting local meetings and zoom calls. Then, it's on to the tale of a dude who somehow convinced a woman that he was training her to be a member of the DEA. Classic bit! After that, we talk about the feud of the century: Kanye vs. Pete. We move on to a story about a drunkard getting cut off on a plane but then trying to raid the fridge and steal other passenger's booze. He ended up biting another passenger's ear off. What a time to fly! Danish then laments the fact that he doesn't think he'll ever be able to get food from the speakeasy Mexican joint in his neighborhood.

And we're off to the races on this episode with some quick discussion of the recent passing of Razor Ramon, aka Scott Hall. O'Neill mentions a street performer he saw in his area. Danish discusses a run-in he had with the police. Sound man Aaron says he had a recent run-in with the law as well! After that, it's on to much needed P-22 news!!!! There's been a sighting. Speaking of animals, Danish tells a tale of some idiotic behavior he witness at the LA Zoo. It's on to a bit of MMA news with a few stories about UFC fighter, Kevin Holland. In one, he's a vigilante, and in the other, he has a little beef with Nick Diaz. O'Neill mentions a "celebrity" he interacted with at the Comedy Store. She had a big shoot the day after he saw her. Hope it went well! After that, we talk about the Savannah Bananas' big opening day celebration! They really know how to play baseball with style. Then, as we're about to wrap up the show, there's an end of the show Aaron bombshell! Once again, Aaron surprises us with something from his past. What an international man of mystery.

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We start this week's show by talking about former UFC fighter Cain Velasquez, who was recently arrested for attempted murder. After that somber MMA news, we shine a light on some positive MMA news by giving a dinosaur update that will surely make Georges St. Pierre a very, very happy boy. We also discuss a recent Instagram post GSP made. Danish shares some info about a Steven Seagal energy drink commercial someone sent him to watch. Then, it's on to an absolutely grizzly crime (not involving a grizzly bear or any other bear for that matter). Don't do meth, everyone! Don't do meth. Speaking of crime, we head off to Vegas to talk about a guy who was making some "interesting" claims to law enforcement after he was arrested. After that, we get into the story of a Chinese businessman who wants his son to grow up to be a womanizing scumbag. Tired of not hearing any Polish toy updates? Well, the wait is finally over! Today's your day, so enjoy it. Want to join the mile high club but don't like that you can't do it privately? Well, we have a sweet offer for you! There's a company that's offering that service for a price. What a time to be alive! To wrap up the show, we learn some interesting fun facts about Aaron. He surprises us week after week!

It's part 2 with Eleanor J. Kerrigan! Eleanor comes out with guns blazing by revealing that she hates wearing shirts. We also come up with a business plan for a red hot new service, Uber Only Fans, and Eleanor wants in! We find out what it's like to get your car worked on at the "Kerrigan Body Shop". We delve back into the Phat Tuesdays documentary series on Amazon and talk about how Katt Williams allegedly owes a friend of the show money. In the series, Eleanor tells a story about the Dice Man and says they cut the rest of the story. She gives us the full scoop. Eleanor also talks about seeing a female comic that she liked back in the day who wore see-through clothes onstage. Eleanor talks about what a happy Grandpa tipped her with for teaching his grandkid how to swim. It's VERY Philly! Speaking of Philly, Eleanor tells a story of her friends having a stealing competition when they were kids. Danish tells a story of a bit he used to do with a HUGE security guard who came in to work the Phat Tuesday shows at the Store. O'Neill tells the tale of an epic Comedy Store fight. We wrap it up by all sharing some Paul Mooney memories.

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