Slop Quest

Ooooooh yeah! This week, we start off talking about the much anticipated new season of Dancing with the Stars. Who's on the cast? Who got snubbed? Tune in for details! That conversation perfectly flows into the next one like a beautifully rich red wine. Because Brian Austin Green is on the upcoming DWTS season, and his ex-wife, Megan Fox, is busy galivanting around town with rapper/actor, Machine Gun Kelly. They enjoy posting "edgy" photos. Why? Who knows? Then, the show makes history: for the first time, we hear a new defense in the case of a teacher having a relationship with a student. What is it? Weeeeeeeell, I'm not going to spoil it for you. So, stop being a lazy Susan and listen and find out some info. After that, some super intelligent Taco Bell employees make a few bad decisions that just may come back to bite them in the beeeee-hind. After that, it's the classic case of police being called because a pet chimp has broken out of its cage inside someone's home. This one gets crazy. Listener discretion is advised. After that, we give you a pretty solid reason to never go skydiving in the Stockton, CA area. That leads us into the story of a high school coach who disciplined a player in a very strange manner. We finish up with a brief convo about overly aggressive coaches. And that'll do it. Another one in the books.

We start off talking about the upcoming fight between Vitor Belfort and Evander Holyfield (this was recorded before the fight took place). We talk about the new genre of freak show boxing and what a circus this particular card is. Then, it's on to a MAJOR controversy that no one has the guts to talk about: actors wearing fat suits. It's time to put a stop to this! After that, it's off to Fresno, where a dude got a DWJ (listen to find out what that stands for). After that, we head to Utah, where an angry citizen thinks a government official should change his last name because it's profane.

Show starts talking about a big star appearing at the La Jolla Comedy Store! We have it on good authority that the shows were hilarious and heroic. There's some quick Pazuzu wrap-up talk because O'Neill finished the doc, "The Stranger You Know" on Hulu. Then, it's a Dassey family BOMBSHELL! It's a piece of information that has somehow evaded us for all these years. The Dassey/Avery family tree is more intertwined than you think! After that, it's on to another legednary family: the Bounty Hunters, as in the Dog the Bounty Hunters. There's a controversy in the family (shocker!), and the Dog is on the defensive. Hear his intelligent takes. And also, keep in mind he's 33 1/3 Apache when you listen. That really comes into play here. The hits keep on coming on this episode because we then move on to world renowned scumbag, Steven Seagal. Hear why he's in hot water once again. We end with a BANG when we discuss a must hear update on a topic we covered a while back. This episode will blow your socks clean off so please consider listening in flip flops.

BIG NEWS! O'Neill starts us off with a bombshell: he had his first mountain lion sighting. He's getting closer to P-22. Slow and steady. To promote Eleanor Kerrigan's new album, "Lady Like", we review the track titles from it. Next, we discuss how a reality show powerhouse of a man destroys DeWitt in a squat competition. Spoiler alert: there's a special call from DeWitt later in the episode to discuss this, and he puts us in our place with some sage wisdom. Then, it's a first on the show: a drive-by hawking! Some dude in what is believed to be the UK filmed himself throwing a hawk out of a car to hunt and kill other birds. Is this cool? Lazy hunting? Hear our discussion on this important matter that is taking over the headlines in 2021. Then, we talk about what one of the Kardashian/Jenners gave her daughter for her birthday. It's a strange present. One that most of us got to experience for free (unfortunately). That leads to a discussion about celebrity spending habits and excess. After that, we talk about the man who was the baby on the cover of Nirvana's "Nevermind" album. It turns out, he didn't like being out there for the world to see and is now suing the band for damages. Danish talks about a documentary series he just watched on Hulu called "The Devil You Know". During that segment, we get a call from DeWitt to ask about his squatting prowess (remember that from the beginning - are you even still paying attention?). We finish by talking about Only Fans reversing their decision about banning adult content and we review a top ten list of the highest earners on the site.

The show kicks off with some light Stevie Seagal bashing but quickly turns into the topic of making California king bunk beds. After that, we transition into talking about how delusional and desperate Conor McGregor has become, and we highlight some of his latest antics. We also talk about how many different groups of brothers that have become pro fighters and talk about what a big draw it would be if they fought. Then, we discuss a Christian woman who has found the ultimate niche, a religious Only Fans account. Hear all about her holy rollin' approach to being scantily clad. After that, we highlight friend of the show, Brandon Schaub's whiskey. Since he's a comic we respect and look up to, that leads us into talking about how Damon Wayans wants to go up against Dave Chappelle in a Verzuz battle. That gets our wheels turning, and we talk about different comedic match-ups and the overall Verzuz show. We stay in the comedy world and talk about a clip someone sent us of Big Earl saying we used to make comedians cry. We debunk that myth! We also discuss the ceremony that we recently held for Brody Stevens and had some ideas that could spice up tributes to him. Then, there's a complete left turn! A listener sent in an email talking about how a friend had inside knowledge about a story we recently discussed. What is it? Listen to find out. After that, we talk about a horse thief! Hear this unbelievable tale of tom foolery and stupidity. We also detail a video where a man feeds a ton of wild raccoons, and O'Neill tells of the dangers of this sort of behavior. Speaking of dangers, Danish describes a brief snippet he saw on a true crime show that talked about Jeffrey Dahmer. There's some brief true crime podcast talk as well. Then, it's a hot couple, who lives like they're stuck in the 1930's! Who wouldn't want to do that? This show has a little something for everyone so share it with your friends, colleagues, and loved ones.

This week starts off with a very special PSA from Big Earl Skakel, concerning how to behave if you happen to be lucky enough to get a ticket to one of his shows. He wants the dogs called off (they were never called, but you get it). This leads to a discussion about why D+O listeners yell out "mamamama" and "pew" when Earl is onstage and what he should do about it. Danish excitedly describes a kid he saw, who he thinks may have a bright future (on a particular TLC show). That segues right into the sad loss of a TLC star. Don't worry, they probably already have somebody waiting in the wings. TLC is always prepared and have a deep bench. We congratulate the UFC fighter who called out the living legend Hasbulla after his recent win and then take a quick opportunity to take some shots at Connie Mac (always warranted and fun). Speaking of taking shots, we turn our attention to Nick Cannon, who is never afraid to say/do stupid things. In this case, it's his take on fatherhood that is discussed. Speaking of father of the year candidates, we also discuss Future and his take on being a Dad. Then, it's the ongoing drama from the American Pickers cast. Are you team Wolfe or team Fritz, or team who gives a...? Has Frank gone off the deep end? Who's to blame? You be the judge! Exciting food update! None other than food God Guy Fieri was given the task of coming up with an exciting food item for the big Field of Dreams MLB game. You won't believe what the frosted tip Fieri came up with! We end it with a classic case of a pigeon race getting out of control. Be careful at the pigeon races, folks. Apparently, they can be dangerous!

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Hey there, ho there, hi there. This episode starts off with some news about the show's fave comic. After that, Danish talks about seeing Snoop Dogg do some Olympic coverage for NBC. That leads into Danish talking about the Woodstock 99 documentary that's on HBO Max. It's a real doozy. That weekend made Fyre Festival look like a utopia. O'Neill discusses a show he watched on HBO Max as well, an animated show called Prince. After that, it's finally time for a Jean-Claude Van Damme update! Eat your obese heart out, Seagal. JCVD is a real man's man, and people still clamor to see him! After last week's shocking info about American Pickers, O'Neill drops a Frank Fritz bombshell! This situation is getting UGLY. And that wraps up another unbelievable episode. 

Howdy to you and yours. This week, we open up with a little MMA talk. We talk about Connie McGregor and his latest antics. Danish reveals that Miesha Tate was breastfeeding all week before her recent fight while doing media obligations. That leads us into some (anti) Olympics talk. Hear about the breastfeeding controversy. Speaking of controversy, we discuss Simone Biles and even get into the "twisties". Who knew you'd get your gymnastics fix on this show?!? After that, Danish talks about an interesting experience he had a militant public pool. Hear all about the over the top lifeguards and how they were abusing their power. From there, we transition into some American Pickers talk. Mike Wolfe has a new lady, and Frank Fritz is on the outs?!? Woa! Explosive stuff. Back to Olympic talk: hear what one athlete blamed their positive PED test on. It's hog wild. Speaking of hog wild, we cover an article about a pilot who got out of control on a flight. O'Neill shares something bizarre he encountered on a recent flight. Then, we wrap it up with some odds and ends. And that's the show. Yesiree. 309, in the books!

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On this very special edition of the podcast, it's a Beach Cops infused episode of D+O. That's right; we're joined by none other than the third member of the Beach Cops podcast, Andrew DeWitt! We discuss all sorts of important issues and topics. For instance, we introduce the listeners to a Beach Cops topic: people getting stuck in donation bins. We really examine this problem and offer up ideas on how to prevent it. We also discuss snakes slithering through plumbing and ending up in your toilet. Speaking of toilets, Andrew tells us about his record-setting bathroom experience, and we accuse him of shenanigans. We even get into jazz musicians, and O'Neill makes up a cool new instrument, the trumpis. Also, we have some ideas on how to play awesome practical jokes on the TSA and an innovative idea that could just change the way people fly. Just like Beach Cops, this one gets wild and crazy but in the best of ways.

This one kicks off with a bang, as we discuss how America's Got Talent was able to land a HUGE contestant. After that, it's breaking American Pickers news, and it pertains to the show's alpha, Mike Wolfe. Danish talks about an audience member he encountered at the Comedy Store during his set. Her choice of clothing or lack therof certainly raised many questions. Then, it's a little MMA talk: we get into Connie McGregor's demise. We also cover his post fight antics and allegations. After that, it's a sad Making a Murderer update (a lot of TV talk on this episode). The bad news just keeps on comin'...we're sad to report that the world's tallest horse, Big Jake, has passed away. Please don't ask the date he passed because his owner does NOT want him remembered by a date, you insensitive ghouls. We somehow start discussing Cardi B and her daughter's expensive jewelry. O'Neill expresses his true feelings about the olympic games. We finish it up by talking about this and that and a little reality TV.