We come out of the gates with a vengeance on this episode, ya horsers. We start off with some light MMA talk but quickly transition into some quick Guy Fieri discussion. Danish describes a touching martial arts clip he stumbled across online. O'Neill gets into something that made him angry. Danish gives some news and notes from around his neighborhood. After that, we talk about something we never knew existed: raccoon dogs. Apparently, two of them caused some chaos recently in the UK. After that, a moped accident from hell is dissected. Careful on those mopeds, everyone! How do you follow that? With the tale of a corrupt Principal getting a little crazy on a school trip to DC. Oh, and bonus: a service animal is involved! Then, there's an update you can't miss! It's about the woman who married the ghost of a pirate! This one's a real humdinger. Speaking of service animals (from before), Delta is getting sued over an attack. After that, it's a little of this, a little of that, a little what have you...and a LOT of fun. Mmmm hmm. Yup. That's about it.

This week's show opens with some discussion of an appearance the Bushman made on a cable access show back in the day. There's some Guy Fieri talk! Who doesn't like that?!? He's the Emperor of Flavortown! After that, we talk about a criminal who seriously may be the least intelligent criminal of all time. And that's saying something, but still, this guy is truly once in a lifetime. Speaking of which, a man with the last name Avery gets accused of having some incriminating videos. Shifting gears, we talk about a dude who had a weird experience when cleaning an old organ. Then, it's time for the MAIN EVENT: a HORRIFIC story about how Kevin the girl squirrel terrorizes people at a park in Seattle. How do you follow that? With lemur theft, that's how! Then, there's some pre-post show post show talk. It's guaranteed that you'll laugh at least three and a half times. If you don't, you owe us 10 bucks.

Listen to the episode that really dissects the Gam of Thrones finale. Okay, maybe not. This episode has a few updates from last episode (they're good!), so we start out with those. After that, we talk about a man trying to smuggle a weapon into jail, a 900 pounder who may have to do some time behind bars, and a woman who may have had an alligator in her pants. Oh, and there's even a classic Diaz brothers call! The crystal clear phone line is back up and running! There's also some "what is happening with fast food" convo. You're gonna eat this episode up with a spork.

Happy Mother's Day to you and yours. On this doozy of an episode, we cover a lot of ground. O'Neill starts the show off by talking about an unreal family feud he watched online. Danish gives a sad update that will affect the Dassman.
Then, Danish describes his family outing to the zoo and a bird show he had the pleasure of witnessing there. After that, a story about a turkey infuriates O'Neill. Fans of the air raid siren will like this one. (Just imagine the air raid siren playing) O'Neill tells a story about how he may now be on Bill Burr's radar...or security camera. Finally, it's that time again! The Y report is back, BABY! To close the show, it's a little bit of this, and a little bit of that. Listen to this one with your mom. She'll love it. If your mom is unavailable, find someone else's mom and listen to it with her.

We open the show by talking about a stellar documentary we both watched about the 80's pop sensation, Tiffany. It features a GREAT cast of characters. There's some Comedy Store comings and goings reported on. O'Neill discusses his theory that the show may have been infiltrated by spies. Danish provides some audio from the "club" behind his place. Check out this hot up and coming talent! We pontificate on whether Ari Shaffir's moving hiring practices are wise or not. After that, Danish talks about a super creepy/scary/disturbing book he recently read called "I'll Be Gone in the Dark". Then, we switch gears and talk about the meeting of the minds that is the Dice Man vs. the Rice Man. That leads us into a discussion about the great Brian Holtzman. A sculpture in Vermont that is right up O'Neill's wheelhouse is described. Aaaaaand, once again, the fast food industry is up to bizarre marketing strategies. What is it now? Arby's rowboats? Burger King private jets? Wendy's capes? And there's some miscellaneous pre-post-show talk. Come and get it, suckas.

The Game of Thrones fans' number one podcast is BACK, baby! This week, O'Neill talks of his recent travels, which involved a trip to Cave City and a stay at a haunted hotel. Danish describes an awkward encounter he had with a neighbor and something that happened to him at the grocery store. After that, D+O talk about what happened to a 21 year old Chinese woman when she watched the Avengers movie. There's also a HOT Coachella update. If you went, you may want to head to a doctor. A few bizarre happenings from the MMA world are discussed. There's a quick Guy Fieri update (who doesn't need that in their life?). Then, it's on to a story that was sent to us so much that we just had to cover it. YOU wanted it. YOU got it. We update a despicable character we discussed a while back. Then, it's a throwback to the air raid sirens because a story gets under O'Neill's skin. After that, it's some miscellaneous Tom Foolery. Enjoy, ya weirdos.

O'Neill opens the show talking about a trip he's taking that will involve both cave exploration and a stay at a haunted hotel. After that, there's an important Rachael Ray update! Danish gives an update on the weird "club" that's in a backyard behind his place. The good times keep on rollin' with the tale of a guy who sued his parents for destroying his adult film collection. HORSE ALERT! It's been a long time, but we had to cover the tail (get it?!?) of a man "admiring" horses in fields. Then, it's on to a mystery that one father tried to solve. The law enforcement in this one is UNREAL. Finally, it took almost 200 episodes to report on a sauna arrest! After that, it's an introduction to a great family, the Teeters. It's the story of a boy, his iguana, and his dad who got arrested for using the iguana in a bar fight. If that isn't crazy enough, a dude threatens people with "an army of turtles".

And we're back with another episode to titillate the masses. On this funky fresh episode, we get into all sorts of wild hijinks. We open the show with breaking news about Brendan "the Dassman" Dassey. Spoiler alert: he's not going to Wrestlemania just yet. We also discuss a mother/son duo who rival Dassman and his mom Barb(the mom is referenced in the episode title). These two are quite the pair! A possible new segment is debuted: when pet ownership goes wrong (two different stories discussed on this subject). Also, a disgusting new mayo is so gross that we can't tell if it's even real. Hear all this and more, on...the Danish and O'Neill podcast.

Meow. Get it? Cause of the episode title? HILARIOUS stuff. Anyhow, on this episode, there's a very special Wrestlemania recap from none other than Brendan Dassey and his mom Barb. There's also some quick fast food talk. After that, there's a whole bunch of animal related topics discussed. One is about how a mom saved her son from a mountain lion. Another is about a woman getting attacked by a jaguar at a zoo. There's some falcon on a plane talk and even a sad/crazy discussion about a "drug lord" and his cat. There's also some miscellaneous fun thrown in there to boot. You're gonna love this one with all your heart.

It's not every day that a guest provides their own sound board, but Earl Skakel did just that. Big Earl came on and opened up on a wide variety of topics. He told us about the time he was almost molested at a professional wrestling show. He also got into a time he felt he was #metoo'd in showbiz. He relives and reenacts a horse race from the 70's. What can't this man do?!? Does he talk about his experiences in massage parlors? Maybe. What about gambling advice? You'll have to listen to find out! Also, we put him to the test and test his voiceover acting chops. Listen and hear if he passes. Enjoy!