Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon

The review crew is back! This week we're diving into Him, the Jordan Peele-produced sports horror flick starring Marlon Wayans. Does this bizarre blend of football, fame, and supernatural terror score a touchdown, or should it have been benched? Grab your favorite snack and join us for another Cozy Carnage review.

With Brad off gallivanting through Scotland, it's just Rob and Hunter holding down the fort this week. The duo settles in for a laid-back horror hangout, bouncing between hot takes, unpopular opinions, favorite tropes, horror pet peeves, and whatever else the conversation drags out of the crypt. No deep dive, no homework—just two horror fans talking shop and proving that half the fun of the genre is arguing about it.

Obsession might be the most talked-about horror movie of the year, and the SPML crew is diving headfirst into the madness. Join us as we unpack the film's brutal scares, twisted romance, uncomfortable themes, and the ending everyone can't stop arguing about. Is it a modern horror masterpiece or just shock for shock's sake? Grab your favorite blanket, dim the lights, and settle in for another cozy carnage review from the Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon. Spoilers abound.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, the Interview Crew sits down with acclaimed horror author John Hornor Jacobs to talk about the writing process, getting published, the art of crafting horror, and what makes Southern horror such a unique and enduring subgenre. Along the way, we discuss the books, films, and horror properties that continue to inspire us, and why great horror stories have a way of sticking with us long after the lights come back on.

The Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon crew answers a desperate cry for assistance and dives headfirst into Send Help. Is it horror? Is it comedy? Is it a survival thriller? The gang hacks their way through deserted islands, bad decisions, unexpected laughs, and all the bloody chaos this wild genre mash-up has to offer.

The Luncheon crew celebrates the career of Sam Raimi, from The Evil Dead and Army of Darkness to Darkman, Drag Me to Hell, and beyond. We're discussing our favorite films, ranking his best work, and paying tribute to one of the most influential weirdos in movie history.

Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon returns as the Review Crew gathers around the lunch table to tackle one of horror's undisputed masterpieces: The Thing.

Join the gang as they break down the paranoia, the practical effects, the unforgettable creature designs, and the icy tension that has made this film a genre classic for decades. What holds up? What surprised us on this watch? And does The Thing deserve its reputation as one of the greatest horror movies ever made?

Grab a tray, take your seat, and find out who among the crew might secretly be an imitation. The Luncheon is now in session.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, Rob and Hunter crack open the filmography of horror master John Carpenter — the patron saint of synth scores, icy paranoia, and dudes discovering unspeakable evil in the worst possible way. From Halloween and The Thing to cult favorites like They Live and In the Mouth of Madness, the boys dive into Carpenter’s unmatched run of horror classics, overlooked gems, iconic scores, and end-of-the-world energy.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, the Review Crew tackles — a savage blast of creature-feature insanity packed with blood, panic, and full-on ape chaos. Brad and Rob break down the kills, the creature effects, the weird science, and whether this one earns its spot alongside cult classics or gets tossed back into the pin. Expect laughs, yelling, wild tangents, and the exact kind of unhinged movie night energy SPML was built for.

The Review Crew descends into the shadows to tackle Nosferatu from Robert Eggers — a gothic nightmare dripping with plague, obsession, and pure dread. From Count Orlok’s terrifying presence to the film’s haunting visuals and tragic romance, the crew breaks down what worked, what chilled us to the bone, and whether Eggers delivered a modern horror masterpiece or just an artsy blood ritual. Expect spoilers, wild tangents, and plenty of love for creepy castle horror.