Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon

Step into the shadows as we dive headfirst into the dark, romantic, and beautifully tragic world of gothic horror. From crumbling castles and cursed bloodlines to doomed love and monsters that feel a little too human, we’re unpacking what makes this genre linger long after the credits roll.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, the Review Crew takes on Weapons—and yeah, we’re saying it: this thing rips.

We break down why it works, from the action to the tension to the moments that actually stick the landing.

In this special interview episode, we sit down with Mitch Laing and Ru Hill — tow of the unhinged minds behind Open Heart Productions — to dig into the blood, sweat, and DIY insanity of independent horror filmmaking.

From the swamp-soaked terror of The Bogman to the found-footage dread of The Rake Investigation and the cosmic descent of Sea of Madness, we talk about what it actually takes to bring these nightmares to life with limited resources and unlimited obsession.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, we dive headfirst into the eerie, addictive world of horror television. From prestige nightmares to late-night creature features, we’re breaking down the series that proved horror doesn’t need a big screen to get under your skin.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, we’re raising a toast (and probably a knife) to the Heroines of Horror — the final girls, scream queens, and absolute badasses who refused to go quietly into the dark.

From chainsaw-wielding survivors to psychic avengers and demon-fighting moms, we’re breaking down what makes a horror heroine stick: grit, trauma, instinct, and that unkillable will to crawl out of the nightmare covered in someone else’s blood.

The Review Crew is BACK—and this time, we’re diving headfirst into the blood-soaked, neon nightmare of House of 1000 Corpses.

Directed by Rob Zombie, this cult horror fever dream introduces the world to the Firefly family—where every wrong turn leads to something louder, weirder, and way more unhinged than the last.

We break down the grime, the gore, and the sheer sensory overload of it all—talking Captain Spaulding, Dr. Satan, and whether this movie is genius exploitation or just beautifully deranged chaos.

Is it style over substance? Or is the madness the point? Either way, you’re not walking out clean.

This week, we’re switching things up and turning the mics into a battlefield of horror knowledge with our very first Horror Quiz Show. No notes. No lifelines. Just pure, unfiltered brain rot and bragging rights on the line. From deep cuts to mainstream slashers, we put each other through the wringer to see who actually knows their shit… and who’s just been faking it for the bit.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, we gather around the cauldron to talk about one of horror’s most enduring figures: the witch. From ancient folklore and puritan panic to modern feminist icons and woodland nightmares, witches have haunted cinema for generations.

The SPML Review Crew assembles to descend into the latest entry of one of horror’s most sacred blood-soaked franchises: Evil Dead Rise. This time the Deadites leave the cabin in the woods and infest a crumbling Los Angeles apartment building—turning family trauma, motherhood, and urban decay into pure demonic chaos.

The moon is full. The meat is fresh. And somebody’s about to sprout fur.

This week on Slumber Party Massacre Luncheon, we’re howling at the horror canon and digging our claws into the blood-soaked, tragic, hairy legacy of the werewolf. From gothic folklore to gut-bursting practical effects to modern sad-boy lycanthropy, we’re breaking down what makes the wolfman myth hit so hard.