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Smack My Pitch Up 97 - Mad Max: Kronk's New Dystopia

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Hobbit and Thandi strap in for a diesel-fueled ride through remakes and remixed of Mad Max!

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"In A World" "Forever Believe" "Bustin Loose" and "Hi Fi Brutality" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Smack My Pitch Up 96 - Freejack: Orphans of a Nihilistic God

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Hobbit and Thandi enter the spiritual switchboard to remake and remix the 1992 dystopian sci-fi film Freejack starring Emilio Estevez, Anthony Hopkins, Rene Russo, and Mick Jagger

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"In A World" "The Voyage" "Corporation Motivation" and "Assassins" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Smack My Pitch Up 95 - Red Heat: Republican Mustache

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Hobbit and Thandi start a new cold war as they fire of remakes and reimaginings of the 80's action classic Red Heat starring Jim Belushi and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

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"In A World" "Bustin Loose" and "Assassins" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Smack My Pitch Up 94 - Fatal Attraction: Stuck In Crazy

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Hobbit and Thandi visit one of the greatest sexy thrillers of all time as they try to suppress their... Fatal Instinct

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"In A World" and "A Darker Heart" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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SMPU - Fatal Attraction
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Hobbit: [00:00:00] Hello Geeks and welcome to another amazing episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the podcast that reboots remakes does everything. I lost track of that.

Thandi: the things. Yes,

Hobbit: All the things, all the redos of stuff that we have come to it's all a blend at this point. I love it when it's like a, it's a Torch Pass movie sequel reboot. That they do now, where it's technically a sequel, but it's also brand new. It.

Thandi: there to make money. Yes. Love it.

Hobbit: Oh, it's where everything's got sub categoried so much that they don't even make sense when you try to explain what it is now. It used to be just a remake or a reboot, and then that's it.

Thandi: got one of the old guys and Timothy Chalamet, and we're calling it a re-imagining sequel. What was it? Legacy. Lega Sequel is the big thing now.

Hobbit: Legacy . Yeah, absolutely. And we see it with the Ghostbusters is a good one. Creed is another one oh, a good one was the Ben Stiller Owen [00:01:00] Wilson,

Thandi: Oh Zoolander two

Hobbit: no not Zoolander two, the car one a Starsky and Hutch

Thandi: oh.

Hobbit: where at the end the original guys showed up and sold them the car and it was a, yeah, I don't know.

2021 Jump Street was the same way

Thandi: Yeah, except

Hobbit: it's oh, we were in Jump Street. Yeah, that was a really fun film. Speaking of a fun film no, this is a good film the one that we're talking about this episode, but I wouldn't go so far to say fun. It's hitting a lot of fear points.

for for men, I guess. So

It's definitely morality tale

Thandi: it is a morality it's a straight up morality play, and that's fine. Oh, and by the way, The other gentleman is Mike. I'm Thandi. We love you.

Hobbit: Oh, cool. Yeah, the intro stuff that we normally do at the beginning got so excited to jump

Thandi: Yeah. No it's so, I love this movie. Like I hadn't seen it in 20 years and I was into it [00:02:00] like I was in the movie theater eating popcorn. I was into it. Like I was talking to myself and going, oh, no, when I had all the anxiety of a dude watching a dude just do stupid shit, making stupid dude mistakes.

Oh, it was awesome. I thought this was a really good movie. I didn't remember that. It was a really good, like the, I thought the cinematography was good. I thought that the acting was good. The storytelling was interesting. I was all in on.

Hobbit: and I feel they didn't overexplain anything. It was just the information that you needed to get

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Smack My Pitch Up 93 - The Rock: Jared Leto Ripped In Half

Hobbit and Thandi are finally back! They head to Alcatraz Island to remake and reimagine the 1996 Michael Bay action extravaganza, The Rock

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SMPU - THE ROCK

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Hobbit: [00:01:00] Hello geeks and welcome to a long overdue episode of Smack My Pitch Up, the show that reboots, remakes, reimagine sequels, sidequels and adapts some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film, television, and what have you. And Thandi we're back.

Thandi: We're Beck, Winick.

Hobbit: Yay.

Thandi: Ha ha.

Hobbit: Thank you so much to our longtime listeners for being patient with us.

 There's been a lot of moving and shaken going on over at the network 

 And also figuring out how to get all the stuff we're doing to fit and so we can be more consistent with our releases. 

 And so for this episode, this is a slight tweak on our previous format 

 That's gonna make this a much tighter show 

 Which allows us to record more consistently.

So hopefully moving forward, we're gonna have like weekly releases for you of this

Thandi: that's a good.

Hobbit: It is a great thing. So 

 This show previously was around an hour or two, an hour 15. 

 We are shortening that by one of us each week doing a real take on the remake 

 [00:02:00] And one of us doing the remix, weirdo outside the box, take on it.

So we're just, instead of four versions of the same movie, we're taking it down to two. So it's a lot more manageable, I think, honestly, it's gonna be a more fun show to have it a little bit tighter like that.

Thandi: Yeah, because everybody likes it 

Hobbit: tight.

Yeah. And speaking of tight 

 We are going into a tight action 

 Comedy. I mean

Thandi: Yeah, but only an action comedy in the vein of the idea that all nineties movies fall into this genre.

Hobbit: when Sean Connery goes was it, losers? Think about 

Thandi: go home and to fuck the prom queen or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sean Connery is just rubbing his balls all over this movie, just spreading his musk

Hobbit: 

No fucks given whatsoev

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Smack My Pitch Up 92 - Beverly Hills Cop: Fatal Instinct

Hobbit and Thandi head to Beverly Hills to stick bananas in tailpipes and solve some crimes!

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"In A World" "Opus One" and "Assassins" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Ep. 91 - Condorman Fringe (Mash-Ups)

Thandi and Hobbit put on matching outfits, and try to start a gang of street tuffs.

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the views and opinions expressed on smack my pitch up are those of the panelists and not that of the gui media
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network or associated brands and sponsors listener discretion is advised
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this podcast is rated r for violence language and nudity because clothing is
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a prison and society will not cage me
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in a world with too many reboots and remakes two men will stop at nothing to
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make it even worse this is smack my picture
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[Music]
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hello geeks and welcome to another little mini episode of smack my pitch up mashups and uh here with me as always is
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tandy i'm the butter for the potatoes because they're mash-ups
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wow i'll be upset if i wasn't more jealous than upset about the fact that you came
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up with that joke before i did so i'm here to make the people happy and
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food makes us all happy and if you are listening and have listened before then you are partial to dad jokes because no
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one's going to hate dad jokes and listen to this this show more than once uh let's be fair here
1:36
but for those i'm familiar with to be fair we'll never tell you how old we actually are so uh yeah yeah just it's
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okay just rest assured it's okay it is fine we are of the age bracket that this is acceptable
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and uh for those unfamiliar with this version of the short episodes of smackdown pitch up it is a
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relatively new experiment we're doing is taking the match up from the main episode and giving it time to really
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breathe a little bit more so we're going to be mashing up uh the latest episode
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with uh other properties to see what might stick what doesn't and last
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episode we talked about the warriors the uh we are the warriors yeah it is a
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uh i guess the grittier not really american cousin to a
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clockwork orange is a little bit uh the 70s or west side story sure yeah
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yeah i'm just picturing and that's the first matchup that i thought of with this is that there's this alternate world like everything's everything's
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multiverse right now in in pop culture so there's a multiverse where it's the
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clockwork orange world and the warriors world and they're part of the same world it's just
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different cultures uh version of the yeah well you know a world ruled by
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gangs you could actually do that because both of them are not quite right like the gangs seem to be way more powerful
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entities than they actually should be so yeah that that does kind of work i'm like significantly and i'm used to this
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in action movies i really am

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Smack My Pitch Up 90 - The Warriors: Practical Decisions (For My Thug Family)

Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz

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the views and opinions expressed on smack my pitch up are those of the panelists and not that of the gui media
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network or associated brands and sponsors listener discretion is advised this
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podcast is rated r for violence language and nudity because clothing is a prison
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and society will not cage me
0:34
in a world with too many reboots and remakes two men will stop at nothing
0:39
to make it even worse this is smack my picture
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[Music]
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hello geeks and welcome to another episode of smack my pitch up the podcast that reboots remakes reimagine sequel
1:05
cycles and adapt some of your favorite and least favorite properties from film and television and what have you and as
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always i got my co-host here dandy
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that line is so iconic there are people that have never even heard of this movie that know that line
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yeah it is it's crazy it was been parodied a lot of places too you know like several generations of parody
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without context so somebody saw the parody and then the person who grew up with the parody not
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the original was parodying the parody so i i feel like it's old enough and cult classic enough that people know
1:47
it from that like kind of like soylent green as people yeah exactly people know the line without the context and that's a feeling
1:54
that i'm starting to get with a lot of movies that i grew up with where we were making a direct reference from the movie but then movies have now made references
2:00
from the movies you grew up with and the younger generation are making references from the references and it's so removed
2:07
that they're like what what do you mean batteries not included i don't know what that movie is you know there's
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there's this disconnect and yeah i guess it's pop culture hurting our feelings yeah exactly
2:18
and this was one of those movies that it didn't quite hit the uh the popular culture of things but it
2:25
absolutely did uh find its way into the the zeitgeist a little bit
2:30
uh yeah very very cult classic very cold classic we're of course talking about the warriors from uh oh god when did
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this come out like 78 81 81 oh wait it's like well maybe it was because i did i did
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see something saying it was released in the late 70s but i also saw something that said it was released in 81 so it
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could have been 78 i think there's a re-release it's not

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Ep. 89 - Mash-Up: Chubby Grandad Matinee

Thandi and Hobbit follow the yellow brick road to a land of unspeakable horrors!

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Smack My Pitch Up 88 - The Wizard of Oz: Bleak Like Kansas

Hobbit and Thandi click their heels together and wish for some actually good remakes of The Wizard of Oz

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