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Ep. 59 - The Craft: Existential Spider Crisis

We're calling the corners with this coven of four panelists conjuring up their pitches for a remake/reimagining of the witchy classic "The Craft"! Hobbit is joined by Will and Holly Macabre (Hellkitten RVA), and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) for some couple on couple magic!

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"In A World", "A Darker Heart", "Atlantis and a tiny part of "Bustin' Loose" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Ep. 58 - Needful Things: Social Media Is The Devil

Mike the Hobbit and Myke Reiser travel up to Castle Rock to have a devil of a time pitching a remake of Stephen King's "Needful Things"

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"In A World", "A Darker Heart" and "HiFi Brutality" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Ep. 57 - Silence of the Lambs: DJ Hannibal Lecter

We're gonna pitch this remake with some fava beans and a nice Chianti! I'm joined by Katie from nerdcropolis.com blog/podcast to pitch Silence of the Lambs!

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"In A World", "A Darker Heart" and "Ashes of An Empire" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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An excerpt from "Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters!" Mike The Hobbit transforms into his alter-ego "MC Gamwise Samgee" to bring you a truly monstrous rap battle between Candyman and Freddy Krueger! Ash narrates, and Leatherface delivers an electric drum solo! 

"Summon All Monsters" lyrics: http://bit.ly/SummonMonsters

LYRICS:

Ash (spoken): The Necronomicon Ex Mortus. Roughly translated... The book of the dead. The book
serves as a passageway to other dimensions, and Elvira has accidentally called some of the universe’s
deadliest monsters with it! Now it’s up to me to stop it... Again. Groovy!
Candyman: They say the blood that I have shed was truly innocent,
But when I’m called from the beyond fucking answer it!
Like Wu, the crew, attacking bees I’m out here killing it
Now I gotta deal with Freddy? Nah, that dude he fucks with kids!
Yer Nightmare boy is squaring up oh no he must be trippin’
Like sweetest honey are the rhymes that I’ve commenced to dishin’
then you call all these other fucks like they my competition?
Say farewell to the flesh Cabrini killa ends you livin!
Freddy: The souls of all the little kids they give me all my strength
And when It’s showtime I’ve been known to go to any length
stalk your dreams, welcome to primetime I don’ want your thanks
But cap’n hook you better kiss the glove and fall in rank!
So welcome to my nightmare, this is god, and if you please
You get more kids with honey not with swarms of killer bees!
If Leatherface could talk chainsaw bitch back me up
But mutey’s on his drums to show you bitches what is what
[LEATHERFACE DRUM SOLO]
Freddy (spoken): Oh that was just awful.
Ash (spoken): Hey Leatherface tell you what? Stick to wearing skin on your face, not hitting it with
sticks! And let me get this straight... there’s a guy named “Candyman” and he’s NOT the pedophile here?
I’m sorry, none of this makes sense to me. I’m sorry, Elvira. You’re on your own. I’m gonna go home and
sleep off this hangover.

"Ectoplasm" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Ep. 56 - Movie Slasher Battle Royale: Summon All Monsters!

Hobbit goes solo to cast two versions of a slasher mash-up movie starring Freddy, Jason, Candyman, Michael, Ash, and Elvira. This episode also features the soon to be hit single "Summon All Monsters" from Hobbit's alter-ego MC Gamwize Samgee!

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"In A World" and "Ectoplasm" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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“Steve Combs Through” Theme by Steve Combs
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Ep. 55 - Heat: Michael Mann's Surround Sound Tutorial

Hobbit and Herr Grutz (Beautiful Disasters) take on pitches for the greatest bank heist movie of all time!

"Heat" (1995) on IMDB:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0113277/

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"In A World" and "Modern Combat" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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“Steve Combs Through” Theme by Steve Combs
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Ep. 54 - Friends: America's Sweetheart Kristen Bell

Hobbit and Amy Bogarde (Deeply Upsetting) 

"Friends" (1994-2004) on IMDB:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108778/

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"In A World", "Atlantis" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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“Steve Combs Through” Theme by Steve Combs
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Ep. 53 - Zack Snyder's 300: My Three Abs

Hobbit, Dungeon Master Jack, and Melina pitch some super-manly remakes/reimaginings for the Zack Snyder comic book inspired film "300." Our insights will block out the puns, so we will have to dad joke in the shade!

"300" (2006) on IMDB:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0416449/

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"In A World", "Tempting Fate" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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"Time Attack Against the Univers" by Komiku

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Ep. 52 - Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead: Bad Mother

Hobbit and Tori Sipe (letstalkpop.net) are right on top of this episode pitching a remake of "Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead", Rose!

"Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead" (1991) on IMDB:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0101757/

Let's Talk Pop! https://www.letstalkpop.net/

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"In A World", "Tempting Fate" and "Middle Earth" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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Ep. 51 - American Psycho: Field of Screams

Hobbit and Herr Grutz need to return some videotapes, and pitch ideas for an American Psycho remake/reimagining

"American Psycho" (2000) on IMDB:

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0144084/

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"In A World", "Bustin Loose" and "The Voyage" by Jason Shaw (audionautix.com)

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