Small Potatoes

First, a shoutout to our lord and savior and trusty producer. Let the record show that Small Potatoes is not an ageist podcast, but we do prefer young, sexy people. Next, does a cheddar cow produces cheddar cheese? We find out. Then, Anthony gets way too touchy and throws the energy way off. Yet, we power through and delve into pessimism, cutting cake, and birthday cards. Finally, the story of Anthony and Trevor’s phone call during Spencer’s wedding and the scheduling of his impending divorce.
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Welcome to the show! This week is short and sweet, but never lacking in flavor. First, the cutest Homecoming proposal we’ve seen on the show so far. Then, a pause in a conversation about pausing conversations. Next, a look back at shouting “Car!” until the moment where you are the car. If you’re still hungry after all that, other potatoes that might interest you include: closeted nerds, spanking newborns, and teaching old dogs new fashion trends. So take a load off with your largest tub of dip and enjoy the meal!

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We’re a family podcast, so enjoy listening to this week’s episode with your whole family. That’s it. Grab Grandma and little Tommy and tune into the magical world of the inconsequential. 

It’s May and we’re telling jokes on the podcast! Right off the bat, everyone is at least 14th cousins which is cool? We discover the mysticism of the American judicial system, enjoy leaving our stopwatches on, and reveal the coolest kind of conversations you can have. Then, a date on the smallest, most romantic ferris wheel your tickets can buy. Finally, the difference between alien stuff and deep sea stuff. All that and more on this episode of Small Potatoes!
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Despite what everyone says, you love this podcast. And that’s why this episode is dedicated to you. This week’s potatoes: Clean hands are just a narrative created by Big Bathroom TO KEEP YOU LIVING IN FEAR! People closest to you in life always like your hair at the length that it’s not currently. And a special message to our listener Greg Partland, Trevor stole your joke and he’s sorry. Use Promo code “PonderingPotato” for 10% off Matthew McConaughey's 5 hour seminar.

Happy Holidays from Small Potatoes! This week we’re making stacks of organic bananas, making diamonds out of coal, and pre-gaming the Resurrection of Christ. After that, we teach you the difference between probiotics and antibiotics and how you can keep political stability inside your gut biome. Then, we ask strangers where they live (for carpooling reasons). Finally, Anthony doesn’t understand cursive or the Dewey Decimal System. So you better get your mom’s signature because you don’t want to miss this fantastic content!

This week’s episode is epic. First, learn about the shopping secrets of billionaires and how you can compete. Then, some impractical haunting to make your next poltergeist unforgettable. And finally, meet the man behind the entire stick industry. His name just might surprise you. All this and more on the one and only Small Potatoes the Podcast. Follow us on Instagram and download from wherever you podcast!

Bernie your way into this tantalizing episode that’ll surely make your hips swing. The guys talk about Jesus’ droopy holes. Anthony has so many government bonds. Trevor goes analog with his potatoes and pays for his entrees with 2 different cards. Spencer makes his unbiased case as to why gay clubs are better than straight clubs. And because this is an improv podcast,  a lesson is taught on how to improvise numbers. Enjoy! 

During this atmospheric river that has struck southern California, the guys pull out their umbrellas they don't remember buying and discuss some piping hot small potatoes. Spencer explains that "20 minutes" is the perfect catchall for time. Trevor doesn’t like Anthony's heroic manners. For an incredibly small fee, small potatoes will do your audiobook. And no, thank you for listening to our podcast.

On this very special 100th episode, the fellas reflect on their friendships, their medical histories, and all of their shared kisses. So gather around the viking funeral pyre and listen to their stories of hats in the club, talking to Siri in the HOV lane, and accidentally watching A Knight’s Tale again. Other potatoes include dress codes for billionaires, the snakes in Ireland, and Adam’s apples. Finally, some fresh new ideas for your next funeral. All this and more on the longest running podcast about potatoes. Available wherever you podcast!