The government claims that from now on, our lawmakers will be working in a constant state of transparency. Natalie thinks it is more like looking through mother’s milk. Unless you are talking about Octo-Mom.

Natalie is in a quandary as to why onions make you cry. If this is so, how come chopping peppers doesn’t give you an earache? Not to mention finger nails down a chalkboard. Why do we react like we do?

Natalie is quite upset about all the recent steroid admissions and thinks we should go back to Popeye thinking, where you eat a can of spinach to get muscles and then kick Bluto’s ass.

Pulling a rat out of a hole to see his shadow drives Natalie crazy and she thinks it should be Bernie Madoff instead. She is also fed with people who leave snow on the roof of their cars.

Its National No name calling week and Natalie is playing by all the rules. She also gives out her recipe for home made play-doh which doesn’t include vodka because it smells like foot.

Natalie is a little sad because she won’t ever get to enjoy the things that old people had when they went to school. Things like dittos and getting hit with a yardstick. School has changed forever.

Natalie is pretty fired up about the big playoff football game between the Baltimore Ravens and The Steelers. She is so ready for a smackdown she even wants to take on Bobby Flay.

When Natalie learns that the Maryland Blue Crab in on the endangered extinction list she has some things of her own that should be included like Dentists and Chia Pets.

After an Iraqi journalist throws a shoe at President Bush, Natalie explains that the wrong shoes were thrown. She describes what shoes should be thrown at which foreign leader. Ie: Bill Clinton- Stilettos.

Natalie sings some Christmas songs from the Readers Digest. You’ve never heard these little ditties.