If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it does it make a noise? Yes and it goes Ka-dunk! The Chicken and the egg who was first? Natalie knows.

On earth day Natalie saw a movie by Al Gore and found out that you can win an Academy Award about Global Warming and have the biggest carbon footprint on the planet.

Miracles are far and in between but Natalie has several miracles in mind. Miracle Whip, Miracle Ear, and even Miracle of 34th Street. She even has some comments on the Somalie Pirates.

Natalie answers a couple questions about marriage and gives her views on what age to get married, how many kids to have and where to hide your money from the pre-nup.

Natalie talks about the fire drills and the tornado drills and all the crazy drills that go on in the second grade like the knucklehead drill. You can’t believe this drill.

The science fair is coming and Natalie made a volcano. Its not the Peter Brady kind but will definitely do the job. Then a Maryland State Trooper visits and out comes the tazer.

Natalie was involved in the second grade MSA’s and didn’t learn about the big AIG bail outs until I told her. She wasn’t happy, not at all and the bleeped out tyrade was just the beginning.

Natalie discusses the stages of life and the one she is in now. She reflects on where she will be in the future. No doubt running the radio station.

And her new book “Spanks and 50 people who should wear them.”

Manipulation is key with Natalie and she explains how it works on Dear Old Dad. Falling asleep in the car so she can get carried to bed, not to mention crying on cue. Little girls rule!

The New Kids on the Block are getting back together and Natalie thinks this is a bad idea because everyone will want to reunite. Milli will be digging up Vanilli and everything!