While most kids are watching the Twilight Zone marathon Natalie is throwing a Tea Party. She is having issues with redundancy. And she is having issues with redundancy. Oops!

Did you know you can recycle exercise videos, eye glasses and foam packing not to mention techno-trash. Natalie even enlightens us on recyclable tooth brushes. Eww!

The first day of summer vacation is upon her and Natalie spent the first day in her room being punished. Sibling Rivalry is always an issue and for her Mom the answer is Merlot.

Natalie has some issues with the Supreme Court Justices. They have been discriminating against other possible candidates because of their last names. Where are the Fergusons?

Natalie is frustrated because auto makers are going bankrupt and we as tax payers are wanting a piece of the pie. She even re-wrote that famous jingle “Baseball, Hot Dogs, Apple Pie and Chevrolet” and you won’t believe what she wrote.

Natalie wonders why kids are so busy being lazy and bored. Its because while Mom and Dad are watching the big screen, kids have to sit in the corner listening to music.

The FDA is coming down on Cheerios and Natalie is taking issue. If they have a problem with the greatest of O’s what do you think they will do with Count Chocula?

Natalie went to the middle school band concert and was awed by all the performances. Her favorite is the snake-hating, submarine-swimming-after Harrison Ford. Theme song of Raiders Symphony.

George Orwell was right and his vision has come true. With cameras and GPS devices everywhere Natalie likes to use her automobile GPS to learn another language. There is nothing like going to grandmas in Cantonese.

Since all the nursery rhymes have been updated Natalie is no longer a fan. Changes like this little piggie gave us swine flu and Mary’s little lamb sued her for violation of animal rights makes Natalie uneasy with Mother Goose.