Natalie is questioning me about my 30-year high school reunion and ponders how I ever could have lived through the disco era.

Natalie hates the orthodontist because she needs a palet expander and might have to pull some teeth. How do dentists go into somebody’s mouth and deal with all the spit?

The DSL was on the fritz so Tech Support had to be called in order to clean out the spam filter and get the whole POP 3 stuff realigned. Doesn’t spam come in a can?

Natalie doesn’t understand how Halloween has turned into an adult holiday and how some people can just turn off their porch lights and let all the kids pass them by. WTF!

How come time is so precious but some people waste their time? Natalie thinks it is time we look into time and not save that thought for another time.

The dow finally went over 10,000 points since the big collapse but Natalie wants to talk about Halloween and corn mazes and not the standard S&P index. Kids have their priorities you know.

Natalie leads a very very busy life and is a victim of her own schedule. I’m glad that I am not that busy. She thinks she might need a “straw”berry to manage herself.

In school Natalie was thinking out of the box and blaming Henry Ford because he was driving while using a Smith & Corona typewriter. He not only invented the mass production of the car but modern day texting.

A new study on spanking has Natalie wondering why Dr. Suess never wrote a book on the topic. Does One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Spank the Blue Fish Ring a bell? Didn’t think so.

Nuts! Natalie has many examples about Nuts from the invention of peanut butter to the siege of Bastone but the organization Acorn has brought nuts to a whole new level.