Just another ho-hum day in Baltimore when Natalie sadly talks about the local Ducks leaving the city of Baltimore forever. On top of that some knuckleheads tried to steal the number “8” statue in front of Camden Yards.

Natalie talks about all facets of substitutes from substitute teachers, to pinch runners and egg beaters. She even suggests a substitute for the Speaker of the House Nancy Pelosi…Rosanne Rosanna-dana.

Natalie goes back to school and learns that they have changed the name of everything! The lunch room is now called the Consumption Arena and she has to put her coat in her vertical storage pod. What’s next?

Don’t you hate it when you walk in a room and you forget why you walked in? Do you think Nancy Pelosi ever does that? No, she just talks out of both sides of her mouth.

Natalie has tickets for the Ravens game that she scored at a Town Hall meeting. While others were discussing the private medical care and other important issues Natalie lost it with Her “Wacko for Flacko” chant.

Natalie has her whole summer filled with different camps to go to. She brings her sister in to share some little ditty’s from her favorite camp…Joke camp!

Nothing like a bunch of world leaders getting together to kick some cold ones back. Natalie doesn’t understand why Winston and Hitler didn’t visit Roosevelt at Coney Island and put that whole mess to bed.

Natalie explains that learning how to manipulate and negotiate at an early age will help in breaking that glass ceiling. She read a book called The Power of Nice which explains how you get more flies with honey.

If the whole airplane is filled with pets then who is flying it? Scooby-Doo?

What about the attendants? What snacks will be served? Does everybody just drink out of the toilet?

If you had one day to live what would you eat and why? Most people treat their meals like it is their last one. Would you trade popcorn for broccoli? Natalie would and you can’t imagine why.