Smutty Scriptures

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they reread the series that started it all for the podcast: ACOTAR! We are starting our reread journey just in time as we near the one year anniversary of the pod this month! We reenter the Sarah Maas-i-verse and heavily debate if Tamlin deserves a redemption arc, if Rhysand's and Feyre's age gap is problematic, and if we believe Sarah and Margot Robbie ACTUALLY met up to discuss a show finally coming...

TW: SA

ACOTAR SPOILERS!

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive even further into the Sarah J Maas universe with book one of Crescent City: House of Earth and Blood! We fall in love with all the twists, turns, and amazing friendships. Today we discuss how Sarah will never show us a wedding, will give all of her male characters the worst trauma we can fathom, and how she has a strangely intimate approach to.... feet?

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they head into a snowy mountain retreat with Credence by Penelope Douglas. We enjoy this one from a critical lens and also from a place of denial as our main character Tiernan fails to beat teen pregnancy with her step-cousin. That's it, that's the plot.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they are taken to church by Sierra Simone, author of Priest. The gang added wine to this session so our topics range from: Is confession meant to be sexy? Does Paul Bettany show his ass too much? And are these Cuddles or Blues Goodread reviews?

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they fly into Fourth Wing by Rebecca Yarros (complete read)! We discuss our description preferences in smut writing, reveal we all spoiled one aspect of this story to another podcast member... and officially announce our new Patreon full of bonus episodes and live recordings!

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they read two short stories: Unhinged by Vera Valentine and Kidnapped by Gladiators by Mona Styles. Blue, Purple, and Cuddle fight about the best smut we have read so far, the practical implications of sentients can of soup, and the fate of Blues copy of Den Of Vipers.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they devour the first book in the Haunting Adeline series by H.D. Carlton all in one sitting! We discuss "Millennialisms", if having relations in a car is JUST for teens, and lazy stalkers who don't support your dreams...

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they devour the first book in the From Blood and Ash series by Jennifer Armentrout all in one sitting! We get distracted by Baldur's Gate 3 talk, ACOTAR spoilers, and how I definitely did NOT say boner-ability instead of vulnerability... but I will let you guys decide what was actually said.

In this episode of "Smutty Scriptures," join best friends Blue, Cuddle, and Purple as they dive into the final episode of season 1; finally finishing off the Throne of Glass series (Kingdom of Ash 67-THE END)! Join us in a hilarious read along as we discuss Sarah J Maas math, our generational (millennial and gen z) divide, and the future of the Throne of Glass series/general Maas-o-verse.