“If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, would the world have been without sin?”

That’s the kind of question only Kent Hance can pose—and answer—with a straight face and a Texas-sized grin.

In this episode of Kent Hance: The Best Storyteller in Texas, Chancellor Hance takes listeners on a wild ride through politics, history, celebrity gossip, and good ol’ fashioned common sense.

🔑 Key Moments & Themes:

• Middle East Peace Talks: Kent breaks down President Trump’s unconventional negotiation style and why it might just work.
• Drug Boats and National Security: A fiery take on Venezuela’s narco-trafficking and the controversial use of military force.
• Atomic Bomb Debate: Revisiting the decision to drop the bomb in WWII—was it justified?
• Government Shutdown Woes: Real talk about paycheck-to-paycheck military families and political grandstanding.
• Celebrity Tipping Habits: From Elvis Presley’s $5,000 generosity to “No-Tipping Pippen,” Kent dishes on who’s classy and who’s cheap.
• Stupid Criminals & Stray Pets: A thermos in an unexpected place, a coffee-loving monkey, and a cross-country traveling cat.

 

💬 Memorable Quotes:

• “If God had created Boudreaux and Marie instead of Adam and Eve, Boudreaux and Marie would have ignored the apple and eaten the snake.”
• “Make it as hard to get welfare as it is to get a building permit in Austin, Texas.”
• “No-Tipping Pippen. That’s what they called him.”

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