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Okay, did schools in 1996 actually make students pay their internet bills? We discuss the arrival of Charlie, our first catfish of the season, Danni's apparently close relationship with her neighbours that never existed before, Bolton actually mentioning his relationship a whole episode after it ended.

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Jane is suspicious about the new teacher. Simon Baker (Denny) has arrived, and he is giving her real Sam Robinson vibes. We discuss food pranking, the early years of catfishing with Katerina, and Dyson taking on the patriarchy

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Okay, so we're still tense from how uncomfortable it was to watch this episode. Bolton gets a girlfriend... and she's gone. Allie gets increasingly paranoid, Katerina stays pretty unproblematic, and an '...and everybody clapped' classroom scene that could have been a r/thathappened story.

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We really can't emphasise enough the fact that BOLTON TELEPORTED. Also, Matt gets electrocuted (evil happy for us), Katerina is a good manager, despite her lies (not a surprise for us) and Bell is headed to Antarctica (which Leanne can't separate from the Arctic).

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Do you know who has a lot of free time before exams and can go out on work experience? Year 12 students at Hartley. Poor Kat is stuck with the sleazy boss, Bolton with the lazy boss, and Allie and Danni face the manipulative boss.

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Stassy is really battling with Matt for the number 1 spot of most infuriating! In an episode about sins, Declan is a gambler, Kat is a liar, Matt is an adulterer, and Stassy goes for out and out evil. Also, Leo Fine is back, and we discuss investing and money growth with Declan to lead us into a failproof plan.

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Look, we can't get past the fire bins, okay? This week, Bolton is killing it, but his new friend is not exactly easy to like. Matt really commits himself to thinking about what a decent person would do and then going in the complete opposite direction, and Shakespeare is back in the English classroom (Christina Milano would be so proud).

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Somebody has gotten dramatic with symbolism! This week, we are gravely disappointed with Matt's interpretation of a rave, wonder how Danni got her hands on a Victorian-era nightgown, and find that Kat has a shining moment of being a good guy. Also, Jane's prediction skills have moved to which cast may have been strippers.

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There's another new student in school, did the show runners realise we were running out of cast members? Stassy is here and we are immediately sympathetic to her, but then she goes and ruins it with false accusations. We then feel sympathy for Andrew Bell, who then goes and ruins it with a weird reference to the Year 7's. Also, we confirm Dyson to boss status.

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There's a new student in town, and we revisit Christine Anu's killer song. This week, Kat falls back into being a jerk, we discuss Physics (and our lack of understanding for it), Matt and Roberto being trounced by Allie, and cannot handle the sudden need to call the police after ignoring them for four seasons.

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