First, I love y’all! Thank you so much for watching and listening to the pod this year. The biggest hugs and kisses to you. Now on to today’s episode. The Dear Snarky letter is something else. A brother is lying to his wife, like LYING, and a sister writes me to ask if she should let her sister-in-law know what the heck is going on.

My Peeve is about not raising our daughters to be prepared for the worst. Next up, I have a lame observation and it’s all about “no worries.” It sounds dumb but I had words with two women over it.

Finally, the Snarky Confession is all about when I lost my mind like had a legit emotional breakdown over a Christmas tree. 🎄

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Get ready for a Dear Snarky letter where I’m afraid some of you are going to whole heartedly disagree with my advice. Yikes! My Peeve is about my daughter letting me down. She took her dad to Home Goods for the very first time and he’s hooked. In the Observation department please people can we settle ourselves down over Christmas gifts? Finally in the Snarky Confession a tale of Christmas tree shopping and chopping.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Oh, my goodness I’m so happy to share this Snarky in the Suburbs Thanksgiving Special! It’s a cornucopia of yummy delight.

The first course is three Classic Thanksgiving Dear Snarky letters with updates. Next up on the menu is my Peeve. It’s a delish take down of a “Little Miss Protocol.”

The juicy entrée is my “Ode to Thanksgiving” where I share an insult from 35 years ago that I will never get over. The dessert is the Snarky Confession which is the tale of why I’m giving Thanksgiving the bird.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

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There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

The Dear Snarky letter is going to blow you away. A bride goes rogue and gives the world’s worst wedding toast that’s aimed to destroy a bridesmaid. Y’all I can’t stop thinking about it.

In the Peeve it’s about people, cough, relatives that use the “no one knows how many holidays I have left” whine to get their own way or try to justify their less than delightful behavior. My Observation is fancy Thanksgivings – why? A salmon mousse is no sweet potato casserole – just saying.

In the Snarky Confessional was there truth serum in my Diet Coke because I got a little wild with my stories.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

What would you do if a Christmas Cruise was ruined by a Debbie Downer Aunt? Imagine if you will a relative moaning and groaning for five days on the open seas and just killing the holiday  vibe That’s the Dear Snarky letter we’ll be going deep on.

In the Peeve department what’s going on with people just hopping on social media and sharing what they hate about their spouse? If you’ve reached that level of loathing, I think it’s time for a divorce. My random thought is about all on the “poop doctors” on TikTok. It’s information overload that’s not colon friendly if you know what I mean.

Get ready for a juicy Snarky Confession! It's Thanksgiving themed and is about the battle of the pies.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

You are not going to believe this Dear Snarky letter. A delightful grandma is getting some shady treatment from her daughter-in-law and I’m angry. Moving right along to the Peeve. Dear humanity, don't go barefoot on a plane especially when you’re next to me. My Observation is much more loving. It’s about the wonder of librarians. It’s followed by the Snarky Confession which is full of the wonder and awe about my vacation. Kidding. It’s about the people who annoyed me.

 For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

It’s a two Dear Snarky letter podcast! So, double the fun people. In the Peeve department I go off on let’s call it “experienced parents” butting into younger moms business. My observation is the four stages of discovering your pop culture I.Q. is at zero. The Snarky Confessional is the final stage of my autumnal journey which concludes with a trip to a Haunted House. 

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Yay for all of us I’ve got three Dear Snarky updates! In the Peeve department I have a tale of woe about how I almost fell for a scam last week. Be careful out there people. My Observation is about “glam squads.” I love and respect makeup artists but is it a mistake to normalize having a glam squad? The Snarky Confessional is popping off with yet another story about my foray into cosplaying that I’m a detective. 🔍

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinkle cream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

We’re starting off with a Dear Snarky that’s going to make you so mad and then sad and then mad all over again. In the Peeve department I know you’re probably sick of it but that’s notgoing to stop me because I’m going hard on weddings in 2025. My Observation is that I don’t understand hate watching TV shows. Someone please explain the charm. In the Snarky Confessional I try to time travel and discover a rodent rager, snakes and something called a drain fly. #goodtimes.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo.

 https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’smarinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involvesall the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.

Oops, I think I gave some bad or let’s call it “badish” advice in a Dear Snarky letter. I’m going to share it with you and let’s dissect. I’ve merged the Peeves and Observations into a grabbag of complaining so you know that’s going to be fun. In the Snarky Confessional we’re kicking it back to 1978 where I desperately wanted a perm, was rocking some nifty culottes and attempting to launch a protest movement.

For more Snarky goodness please go to my linktree and give my five fab and funny books a lookie loo. 

https://linktr.ee/snarkyinthesuburbs

There’s Empty a “laugh till you cry” menopausal revenge adventure perfect for any woman who buys wrinklecream in bulk to the Snarky four pack – Back to School, Trouble in Texas, Four Seasons of Snarky and Killer Dance Mom.  

Back to School is a hysterical read for every mom who’s marinated in elementary school parent drama. Trouble in Texas is a tall tale of what happens when a mother just can’t stop meddling and enlists her 40 something daughter in her schemes. Four Seasons of Snarky  is the ideal book to give to someone who needs a primer on suburban revenge plots. AND Killer Dance Mom is the first Snarky mystery that involves all the crazy of being a dance mom especially when a judge gets murdered.