So Help Me God

This week Heather tells the probably not so true story of Peter healing his "palsied" daughter and Ethan shares some secret, definitely illegal, ventures during his adolescence.

This week, Ethan tells of Joseph's incredible talent for dream interpretations and Heather has a round of "is this a christian or secular song".

The Bible has some things to say about menstruation and Heather gives us the highlights. Ethan dusts off an old highly depressing poem he wrote and the two discuss the savior complex.

Ethan tells a story outside the bible about Dr. Kellogg, a Seventh-day Adventist, and his anti-sexscapade. Heather shares the time she was a republican and attended a Sarah Palin rally.

This week, Heather tells the story of Jairus/Jarius and explores what it might be like if they spoke in a cockney dialect. Ethan shares a camp story that starts with dancing and takes a dark turn.

This week, Ethan tells the third and final installment of David's dysfunctional family and Heather shares her first attempt to lead a person to the Lord. Watch the podcast on YouTube while we're quarantined!

This week, Heather tells a story of 5 year old Jesus being punished for killing a boy. Ethan tells of the time he got in trouble for unknowingly making a sexual innuendo.

Ethan tells part 2 of 3 of David's dysfunctional family featuring the very handsome and blemish free, Absalom. Heather tells of a christian family radio station host who got the apocalypse wrong.

This week, Heather tells of Moses and God's summit up the mountain and of a golden calf crafted from broken earrings. Ethan shares a time he say a church speaker with hype men. Listener mail brings more insight to panda procreation.

Ethan tells part 1 of David's dysfunctional family. Heather tells about a memorable service outing for her college campus ministry.