Holy Batman everyone - it's finally time for THE Batman! The shortest summary of a 3 hour movie ever. Is the mayor's kid going to become Robin? How many Robert Pattinson Batman movies will we get? Let's discuss how much we enjoyed Zoe Kravitz. Why is this movie so wet? Alfred just came out of a coma, stop yelling at him, Bruce! We are fans of the stripped-down Riddler. Did Batman build that bike in his bat cave? The Penguin's makeup *chef's kiss* So much Batman, so little Bruce Wayne.

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Holy 80s everyone, it is time for Supergirl! Where and what exactly is Supergirl's home? A paperweight fuels the entire universe? That seems like a terrible idea. And how do Nigel and Selena immediately know this it's magical? How does Supergirl not know what a tree is but can use a typewriter and write an admission letter? Did Popeye's sponsor this movie? Can someone explain the mirror to us? and the wasteland? and the protest? Supergirl - predicting the 2022 SuperB owl back in 1984, that's her true gift.

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Spider-Man: No Way Home No Rules, No Notes, Lots of Tequila. Welcome to 2022! So many Spidermans... but where is Spider Pig?!? And how did they not "Roger Rabbit" in Miles Morales? Can we discuss how hot Marisa Tomei is? How can Ned now create portals? Why is the Statue of Liberty getting a shield? Are we the only ones that teared up when Andrew Garfield saves MJ? It is very clear by the villains we have not seen all of these Spiderman movies. Or have we? Can we get more scenes of the Spider-Men bromances? How long can Tom Holland play Spiderman before he is "too old"? "We like being evil!" - a direct quote from all of the villains.

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This movie starts with a scroll? We are screwed. Well, let's get into Eternals anyway! Did we need to see ALL of the civilizations the Eternals have been through? Kingo's power is literal finger guns. WTF? How many words does Angelina Jolie actually speak in this movie? Why didn't they turn Sprite into an adult and save her from high school? Why is Kumail not at the end of this movie? Was it a scheduling conflict? Who is John Snow in this Marvel Universe? Are you Team Ikaris or Team Sersi?

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Welcome to the Rourke-aissance, it's time to watch Iron Man 2!

Apparently, we have both seen this before.  No surprise that we couldn't remember if we had. You were looking for Venom 2? Yeah.... nope. Brandy's love for RDJ is irrefutable An angry Garry Shandling is a hilarious Garry Shandling Also hilarious - drunk Iron Man What's the chest flux capacitor really called? What is Mickey Rourke's character's name? electric whip guy? Until next time - tell us who is on your MCU version of F, Marry, Kill list?

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Grab your jewelry - it's time for Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings!  (bracelets)

Katy is definitely wondering why she friend-zoned Shaun for all of these years.  And so are we! Trevor clearly meant something to everyone in the theater but us. Everyone should have a Willow. What exactly was Willow? Katy has mad archery skills for 3 days of training. How did she not get super-driving skills? Is Xialing becoming a villain? If you can go to the Alamo Drafthouse, do it. #NotASponsor #ButTheyShouldBe Give all of the awards to the Stunt & VFX teams. Find us in all the places:

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The shortest movie ever - The Suicide Squad is all slaughtered the minute they step off the plane to complete a mysterious mission! Wait... that's just a decoy for the real Suicide Squad?? Why does the starfish birth babies from its armpit? And more importantly, why is it a starfish? Harley Quinn doesn't have any real powers right? She's just a psychopath? James Gunn - always delivering a great soundtrack. "They are killing kids?" Who are "they" and "what kids" are we talking about? What was the shark's name? Is this how his character is in the comics? Did everyone bleed orange, or was it our TV? How does The Suicide Squad relate to the other Suicide Squad? Do we need to find out? Find us in all the places: Twitter   Facebook  Instagram  Email

Black Widow - a badass movie featuring super fighter spy ladies. Why can we not remember anyone's name? Apologies to all. Draco? Melania? Comrade USSR? Arrow guy?How fast do tanks travel? Arm wrestling and tattoos, a combo no one should participate in. Can we discuss how attractive O-T Fagbenle is in this movie? Is he British? How many Black Widows are there? Can we really blame Hawkeye for Natasha's death in End Game? The hair game in this movie is strong. The best Oktoberfest braids ever. No broken noses are needed here - everyone keep your pheromones intact.

Now give us the Florence Pugh origin story, please!

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Much like the actual story of Dredd - we are going to keep this one short & sweet.  Don't blink - or you will miss this 90 second recap. Spoiler alert - they are trapped in a building.

We are so glad skateboarding is going strong in Dredd's world. Can we come up with a better name for this drug? Slo mo? Lazy writing. How do we get the origin story of Anderson?

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When you find yourself in a shipyard in the middle of the night, you know some $h*t is going down. Welcome to the Punisher. Those kids were twins? Isn't the Punisher normally associated with a city? Not palm trees and Hawaiian shirts? Is there really not a backstory for the logo? Why is Johnny Cash a killer in this movie? That actor is an actual Johhny Cash impersonator, right? Who is the Popeye guy? What did he bring to the story? Why was there such a dramatic reveal of the mom? We are still mad it wasn't Edna Turnblad. Seriously, how does this man not die?

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