Gary & Tom deliver holiday cheer from the north woods of Minnesota in the form of million-dollar marketing ideas, advertising's odd use of nouns as verbs, irritating celebrities, and Christmas songs they decree to be bad or good, for goodness' sakes.

Gary and Tom ruminate on Thanksgiving, the Arby's "We have the meats" guy, and people who feel the need to light up their driveway, trees and home exterior at night. Plus a tribute to Gary's late father-in-law.

In the latest installment of Conversations With Legends, legendary karaoke performer and Philip Michael Thomas charmer Anne Ramsburg joins Gary and Tom in assessing men who wear sports bras, the oddness of airline neck pillows, the unwritten rules of karaoke and how people hyperbolize absolutely everything!!!!

Tom and Gary tackle the peculiarities of Olympic swimming, anthem television commercials, what life might be like at Gary's dream agency, and delusional little bike people who dress like Lance Armstrong.

Tom and Gary celebrate Father's Day by reflecting on their issues with PBS pledge drives, coworkers' odd compulsion to send all their emails at 5 pm, and why certain neighborhoods have no sidewalks. Plus an unusually thoughtful viewer mail submission.

Ad legend Bob Akers renders a verdict on whose solo-album podcast was better, Gary or Tom's. Neither emerge unscathed -- but there is one unanimous victor. So there.

In his solo episode of the pod, Gary talks about the many celebrities he has met and interacted with over the course of his lifetime, from Barack Obama to Bruce Springsteen to Jerry Seinfeld and many, many more. Plus stick around until the end to hear about Gary's epic humiliation by Florence Henderson of "The Brady Bunch".

Tom flies solo and ultimately crashes. But not before some quick stopovers to visit out-of-control tipping, golf course disc jockeys, and a giant fight he once had with...Gary Doyle.

Even though Gary Doyle is sick, he's very sick, he and Tom rise above to offer their thoughts on March Madness ads, various cyber irritations, and ad ideas they would graciously gift to Weight Watchers and Nissan if so asked. Plus: they tease their eagerly anticipated upcoming solo album project.

Tom and Gary tackle their neighbors' peculiar lawn decorations, the unwrittten rules for men who wear professional sports jerseys, the brilliant bafflement of Progressive commercials, and emasculating car experiences.