In a potty-mouthed episode of “So There!”, Tom and Gary gift a genius ad campaign to Dick’s Sporting Goods. We also tackle Steve Nicks (not literally), Q-Anon, people named F----, overcompensating bicyclist-avoiders, neighbors we do and don’t like, and recycling bafflement.

In a Christmas Day stocking stuffer for their 12 listeners, Gary and Tom volley "I Decrees" and "I Wonder Whys" back and forth like two aging tennis players. Plus viewer mail!

In their latest ramble-fest, Tom and Gary talk about their Covid-testing adventures, ad campaigns that flummox them, the tyranny of "right?", and useless things people spend money on.

Tom and Gary welcome advertising titans Ned Crowley, Global Chief Creative Officer at mcgarrybowen, and Bob Akers, Global Professor of Advertising at Loyola University. Ned and Bob tackle such topics as the whys of our declining listenership, celebrity humiliations, flossing, recycling, rectal bleeding, and whether a bug (unlike a man) has a soul.

Gary and Tom discuss the more pressing matters of our time, including the persistent use of nouns as verbs in ads, and the inexplicable popularity of signs on homes. Plus the return of I Decree, and a cry to help So There!

Gary and Tom double down about sign-language translators, the true meaning of Independence Day, and a reality TV show idea that will make someone very rich.

Gary and Tom tackle bathroom-stall fails, the apparent magnetism of Trident gum, our love theme if we had one, and the fact that, through it all, we are in this together. Plus: the triumphant return of "Meat Boat"!

In a misguided attempt to boost their listenership, Tom and Gary morosely tackle the most urgent issues of this strange time we're in, like what celebrity we wish we were friends with, what to say to a dead person on Facebook, and what the hell is an Acura. Plus mouth trumpet!

Tom and Gary return to enhance the place where you shelter and calm your Covid-19 nerves with an invitation to come bathe in the healing light of “So There!” The water’s warm – climb on in the tub.

Gary, Tom and a very special guest expert on the topic pontificate about everything involving restaurants, and what eats at them about the whole experience.