So What Happens Next

After a rigorous battle with COVID, Thomas and Amber are back on their star wars ish with none other than the (potentially) best Star Wars movie out there: The Empire Strikes Back (1980)! Join the stellar duo as they take a deeper-than-planned dive into Lucas’s darker grittier sequel. They talk Yoda’s masochism, Luke never learning lessons, and how Solo changed this movie for the…hornier? All of that and more wherever you get your podcasts!

A day late (plus a week but who’s counting?) but it’s finally here! The film that launched 10 movies, just as many TV shows, countless video games, and one abysmal Holiday Special (see previous episode). It’s Star Wars (1977) and just in time for May 4th no less! Listen in as Amber and Thomas dive into this cinematic classic. They talk the sins of Uncle Owen, the whiny boy himself Luke, and the sheer will it must take to keep the Millennium Falcon together for so long. All this and more wherever you get your podcasts!

This week, you may fire when ready as we gear up for a most impressive display from our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon. It’s Rogue One! Listen in to Amber and Thomas dive into this sci-fi war movie adventure. They’ll talk the good to the great, all while picking apart what might be the best Star Wars movie Disney’s put out so far. Catch it wherever you find your podcasts.

Next up in our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s our first Remix episode! That’s right, Thomas and Amber are looking back to their seventh episode ever and taking another look at Solo: A Star Wars Story. Will they grow to love it, or will they hate it even more. You’ll have to listen to find out wherever you get your podcasts!

April fools! If you thought, “wait a second…that’s not Thomas and Amber!” then you’d be absolutely right. Not sure what gave it away though. The accents? The picture? The fact that this opens with introductions from Sophie and Paul? In any case, this year we’re participating in the April Fools Podcast Switcheroo where podcasts are matched up and swap episodes to each other’s feed. So check out this episode from SP Filmviewers on The Matrix! They laugh, they debate, and they’ll dive into the 20+ year old question: Red pill or Blue pill? You’ll have to listen in to find out wherever you get your podcasts!

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That’s right, our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon continues with the conclusion to the prequel trilogy: Episode III Revenge of the Sith!! Listen in as Thomas and Amber tackle the best of what some consider to be…unnatural. They’ll talk the good, the bad, and the kinky? You’ll have to listen in to find out more wherever you get your podacsts!

The saga (finally) continues! This week Thomas and Amber continue their Cinematic Star Wars Marathon with Episode II: Attack of the Clones! Listen in as our dark side duo dives into this dubious sequel. Why isn’t there more Obi-Wan? Is it as bad as they remember? Why in the galaxy does Padme clearly have a sex palace and who visited before Anakin? Answers to these questions and more on this week’s episode of So What Happens Next: Small Screens!

We said we’d do it, and we’re hosts of our word. Behold the tearjerking pitch for Binks: A Star Wars Story. Listen to Thomas describe the Jar Jar origin story you didn’t know you needed. You might laugh, you might cry, but in the end you’ll never look at the tragic character of Jarconis Binks the same again…

After failing to pay their taxes, the planet of Naboo is being blockaded by the evil (and potentially problematic) Trade Federation.

If you thought that was riveting then do we have the movie for you. Kicking off our Cinematic Star Wars Marathon it’s none other than Star Wars: Episode I The Phantom Menace. It’s like a political thriller pretending to be an action sci-fi movie. Does it do either of them well? Not really. Does the music absolutely slap? For sure. Are the nostalgia glasses secured firmly to Amber and Thomas’s faces? You bet your ass they are! So grab your blue milk, strap into your podracer, and get ready for a wild ride kicking off our adventure into the Star Wars Universe!

Delayed but never forgotten. Here it is to hold you over till March, the finale to our Just Too Damn Cold January (in February): The Shining! Listen to Thomas, Amber, Allie, and Kaemon dive into the Kubrick horror masterpiece. They’ll talk the good, the goofy, and the gee why did they have that scene? Thanks for your patience, everyone. We really appreciate it and we hope you enjoy this episode wherever you get your podcasts.