So What Happens Next

Might just be the longest we’ve talked about something this bad. This week it’s time to round off The Thing (2011)! Listen in as Thomas, Amber, Geo, and Allie finish off this movie and give you their final thoughts. Will Dr. Douchebag get redeemed? Will this movie? Could The Thing get a sequel featuring Bruce Campbell (hey Starz let’s talk)? You’re gonna have to listen to find out. Check out this epic conclusion to The Thing (2011) and penultimate episode for our Just Too Damn Cold January Marathon wherever you get your podcasts!

This week it’s time to continue Just Too Damn Cold January with the sequel, prequel, reboot, homage to The Thing (1982). It’s…well it’s The Thing (2011)! Allie and Geo rejoing Amber and Thomas to talk this underwhelming prequel to a seminal horror classic. Is it as bad as some of us remember? Does it hold a candle to the 80s film? Does this movie make some, dare we say, welcome changes to the The Thing lore? Find out the answers to all these questions and more on Part 1 of our mini thing-a-thon wherever you get your podcasts!

It’s Just Too Damn Cold outside! So, let’s make a theme out of that. A whole month devoted to scary freezing movies and what better way to kick it off than the horror classic John Carpenter’s The Thing (1982). Joining Amber and Thomas this week are returning guest Allie and first-timer Geo! Listen in as the group talks one of Thomas’s all-time favorites. They’ll make up words, talk about their favorite (or most terrifying) scenes, and see if they can answer who the Thing is at the end of the film. It’s got the toasty warmth of flamethrowers and the heated embrace of tentacles. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts!

A week late but it’s time for the epic conclusion to our Connected to Christmas Marathon! And what better way to go out than with a bang? It’s Die Hard (1988)! Listen in as Patrick rejoins the duo to climb this towering classic with fabulous hair, 80s levels of coke (both kinds!), and explosions for days. The trio will also delve into the question: Is this a Christmas movie? Find out the answer to that question and more great stuff wherever you get your podcasts!

Want a late Christmas gift? Well, how about our first commentary since The Star Wars Holiday Special? That’s right! The original trio is back to give Die Hard the regular SWHN treatment. And guess what? It syncs with the movie! Just start at the 20th Century Fox logo and I’ll count you down. Did we mention that this is Amber’s first viewing of Die Hard EVER? Get her reactions and Thomas and Patrick’s in real time. It’s like we’re right there in your living room!

This week the dynamic duo receives an unexpected gift from a previously unexpected guest. Looks like they’re doing another Batman episode. This week it’s the (only?) Batman Christmas movie: Batman Returns! Listen in as Amber and Thomas follow-up their previous foray into early superhero movies with the sequel to Batman (1989). It’s darker, it’s more violent, and it’s…hornier? Going to have to tune in to find out more wherever you get your podcasts!

They’re mean, they’re (occasionally) green, and they’re potentially sent by anti-American regimes (if you believe your crazy neighbor)! This week Amber and Thomas take on the 80s classic Gremlins! Listen in as the duo kicks off their Connected To Christmas marathon with a movie that feels a lot more Halloween than Christmas. They talk nasty puppet mouth noises, Rambo Moms, and the true beginnings of the Baby Yoda craze. All while trying to answer the question: Is this a Christmas movie? You’ll have to tune in to find out wherever you get your podcasts!

Just as we planned and with no influence from any outside source whatsoever, it’s time to cover the Danny Elfman scored (and Tim Burton directed) Batman (1989)! Listen in as the dynamic duo cover the Batman that kicked off more sequels than any other and an animated TV show! Must be good right? Well you’ll have to listen in and find out what Amber and Thomas (and only Amber and Thomas) think after their first time watch.

This week, Knights of Knovember continues with one of our most animated episodes yet. Make sure you grip it with both hands and hold on tight as we pull out King Arthur: Legend of the Sword! Will your hosts survive the test of the blade and make sense of this montage filled madness? Or will they be swallowed by the infinite plot hole void? Listen in and find out!

The medieval marathon continues with a piece of anachronistic action. It’s A Knight’s Tale! Join Amber and Thomas as they dive into the competitive world of jousting in this simple but delightful movie. It’s got Queen, Bowie, and Heath Ledger! What more could you ask for? How about an all-around banger soundtrack doing what Guardians of the Galaxy did 13 years before. Check it out wherever you get your podcasts!